Reasons I'm Similar To Aizawa:

Rude.

“By the moon and the stars, by the sun and the sky, I curse thee to fucking

DIE!”

Kaminari going to the dentist: Hope I don’t embarrass myself

The dentist making idle conversation: How are you feeling?

Kaminari: Gay

Kirishima: My middle school years were just me saying ‘not now gay thoughts’.

Sorry to all the people who don’t have the same fixations as me

ANYWAY in Honkai Star Rail Jingliu (after fighting Yanqing the first time) goes “this is my nephew” and just shows up to harass Yanqing sometimes and meanwhile he’s like “you are a wanted criminal and I will arrest you given the opportunity”. Also Jingliu will take Yanqing on “field trips” where she drags him places by threatening terrorism if he doesn’t cooperate. He hates it. She’s having so much fun teaching her ‘nephew’ things. Also she’s slightly more gentle teaching him than she was with Blade and Jing Yuan (though still violent) because she thinks she should be able to ‘spoil’ him.

The person who first makes contact with aliens is going to be some Tumblr fool and they’re going to do it with a RickRoll.

Sero: Being the responsible one is so funny. There are definitely people more responsible than me but they would rather have a decent life than care for a bunch of goblins so it's just a bunch of feral gremlins cared for by a slightly less feral gremlin.

Ok so imagine Midoriya and Bakugou are fighting and they break something of Kaminari’s and he’s scary when angry

Bakugou, to Midoriya: I will destroy your bloodline

Kaminari: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou split this up right now

Bakugou and Midoriya: AAHHHH

Parents continue to roast people better than we ever could.

Mom: Why does my child always act like something from out of a Stephen King novel?

Dad: Because she’s a clown (like the one from IT)