Kirishima: My Middle School Years Were Just Me Saying ‘not Now Gay Thoughts’.

Kaminari as That One Post I Saw

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa locked us out of the gym and left his keys in there

Kaminari: Good news, we don't have to wait for one of the other teachers to let us in.

Kaminari: Bad news, Aizawa is concerned why I know how to pick locks. I can't bear to explain how eight year old me thought it was a good way to get friends

Kaminari: Good news, a cute girl saw me do it and might think it's cool

Kaminari: Bad news, it's Jirou, she's a lesbian, and she's seen me fall out a tree after I short circuited, cry because a deer was too small, and knows I can ride a unicycle.

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-A post from my dog (I discovered her paw works on my phone keyboard)

Mina: What would you do if someone handed you a pencil right now?

Kaminari: Mmm crunchy.

I have done both their quests and I am very normal about this. Definitely. Also I play Genshin Impact.

Bakugou: I take everything as a challenge

Kirishima: What about that time I dared you to be nice to Midoriya?

Midoriya: Is that why he didn’t hit me all day Monday and called me Izuku?

Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.

The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?

Mina: Duolingo sent me a message saying it would stop emailing me since I wasn’t practicing

Bakugou: It wasn't enough to disappoint your parent, now you have to disappoint Duolingo?

Sero: Kaminari didn't sleep and now he's philosophical.

Kaminari: Look up at the stars and be grateful, for you were put in a place of life.

Tokoyami: W h a t

Kaminari: The world is a horrible place. This prison of flesh is insatiable. I’m going to stab anyone who tries me. My head hurts. Die.

Uraraka: Have you tried drinking some water for once?

*Kaminari drinks some water* Kaminari: Post cancelled, was just dehydrated.