Ok so imagine Midoriya and Bakugou are fighting and they break something of Kaminari’s and he’s scary when angry
Bakugou, to Midoriya: I will destroy your bloodline
Kaminari: Izuku Midoriya and Katsuki Bakugou split this up right now
Bakugou and Midoriya: AAHHHH
Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.
Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for one of their own filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance! The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!
...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...
Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.
Kaminari, to the sky, after he tripped: You want me off this bridge you’re going to have to kill me
Aizawa, who heard him: What are you on?
The thicker the string the stronger the connection
The rougher the string the more likely the color will change
Black means they are enemies
Red means lovers
Blue means freinds
Green means jealous of each other
Gold means soulmates, and it is often mixed with red.
Orange means aesthetically attracted
Purple means family
There are lots more but those are the ones you see the most.
One day you see a color that you have never seen before, and it is connected to you.
You have the ability to see heart-strings. You can see the connections that people have with each other. Each connection appears to be a colored line running from one person’s heart to another. The colors, thickness, and texture of the line determine the strength and type of connection.
Aizawa: I’m like Shakespeare
Class 1A: How so?
Aizawa: I’m seen as smart and doing great work when in reality all my stuff is just thinly veiled jabs at people.
"why do I feel so terrible?"
-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
Mina: How are you today?
Kirishima, watching Bakugou pass by: Gay
Mina: ?
Kirishima: I mean ok!
*Laughs in penguin*
At every household in the world, at the very same time, penguins appeared. Mostly harmless. But everyone who talked about it disappeared. We learned after the newscasters disappeared, and then the friend who mentioned it first, then everyone who posted it on FB. It’s beside me as I wri-
Dramatic gestures all my ships have done in honor of valentines:
Kiribaku - Bakugou prepared a three course meal and served it by candlelight. Kirishima set up a hike with a romantic ending.
Kamisero - Sero found Kaminari’s favorite flowers and decorated his dorm. Kaminari put on a show to ask him out with music and choreography (Mina helped).
Momojirou - Momo handmade her a dress. Jirou wrote her a song.
bonus -
EraserMic - For his proposal Mic found a quiet place out of the way where no one would see them and had a romantic dinner.
Feel free to reblog with your own Headcannons and ships!
Wanna buy some gender? We got half genders, whole genders, genders across the spectrum, and genders not even known to humans yet.
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