Latest Posts by therealstanfordpines - Page 10

I got fish coloring pages at the aquarium. One of the workers let me take some once the kids there each got one

My friend helped me make Sonic and Shadow

I see I did the "shoes" wrong on Sonic.

They took him in the divorce. Then he married a raccoon.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

Wait omg have we met!?

@daughter-of-the-author

I don't believe we have. However, due to some... shenanigans, for lack of a better term, that I got up to while traveling the multiverse, it is very likely that you may in fact be a child of mine.

Me and who?

Little guys they don't know what they are doing I love them 😭😭😭

*wearing a fake mustache* You know, it sounds like your brother probably really misses you and needs your help but doesn't know how to express that since he made a deal with the physical manifestation of hubris that ruined his ability to communicate... I could be wrong.

soooo i just got a post card from my brother telling me he needs help... i'm thinking i should go but it might also be a trap from some guys i may owe money too...

whats your opinion on this

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended. I will say, after an "accident" in an alien bar fight, my sixth finger can also do all that. Although, I am wary of the ballpoint pen, because it is quite leaky and I do not want any more ink in my bloodstream.

FELT CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER

This is what he's looking at, by the way.

Also, your art style is adorable.

I wanted to draw clouds

He willingly became your child? On purpose? Is he okay, mentally?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

You have a child? How. How is that even possible. Did the child just... spawn there? Did you give birth? What happened?

dad quit cursing I can hear you yelling through the screen..

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO DON’T CALL ME DAD ON HERE THE PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK I’M ACCEPTING OFFERS

We lost Frederick today. He was a 7-year-old bearded dragon. The power had gone out, and normally, he would have been fine without his heat lamps. However, he was sick and had what looked to be a tumor. He passed before we found out what was wrong with him.

I miss you already, Freddy.

HIIIII FORDSSYYY

Ah, hello there. I have been meaning to deliver a message to you from my dear great-niece.

BILL EYE THE CIPHER GUY

Behold, chalk drawings of Bill Eye the Cipher Guy and the national treasure Pyramid Steve! They have experienced the horrors.

I roll to kiss the nerd! Also, it can't go into the negatives or below 20! Hahaaa!

You seem to not understand how this game works. You don't decide how the dice rolls. That's the entire point of the game. But fine, I will humor you.

You rolled... a 39?! This is a 38-sided die. I need to go lie down.

bill fumbled

Finally, something we agree on. He fumbled the lives of the entire galaxy!

I roll to seduce the nerd!, Dm? Is that allowed---

Of course it's allowed! Let's see...

You rolled a -17. I did not even know that was possible, since the die only has 38 sides. I will need a moment to figure out how to proceed with this.

I'm not a fan of it either. I'm just saying that I see that ship a lot, and I feel like it's interesting in theory. But the reality of it is disturbing.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

Or, perhaps, the classic BillFiddlesFord solution. Where everyone can be both happy and miserable at the same time.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford

Absolutely. Doomed yaoi tastes better than toxic yaoi.

fiddauthor is the best ship btw it’s better than billford