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I finally got around to writing the first chapter of my Stobotnik fanfiction! I am still workshopping the name, but the placeholder so kindly suggested to me by my niece is there for now. I know literally nothing about writing and posting fanfiction, so if anyone has suggestions or tips, they are greatly appreciated.

I am writing this because I need to see these two happy together, but the movie directors do nothing but disappoint me. So I'm rewriting their story from the very beginning. 

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

What was your first word, and when did you say it? I'll start.

When I was around six/seven months old, I said my first word, which was "Hello". My mother had phone calls with people frequently since it was her entire job, and I was holding my hand up to my head and pretending to be on the phone.

You will be decorating a Christmas tree with glitter and then get dizzy and fall off a red mountain.

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Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

Okay, with these results I will find a way to go back in time to prevent myself from getting married.

I finally found time to finish this meme He knows Bill has no control over him now, and he doesn't hesitate to show it at every opportunity.

What do you think will happen? a) He'll fly higher and then be pulled back to the place of death. b) He'll hit his head in Gravity Falls' weirdness bubble. c) He'll fly off into space and never be seen again, end of AU.

The original of this meme:

Hey, he doesn't wear the stupid hat anymore. He's switched over to stupid goggles. And he has a mansion.

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I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

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I think I was possessed. I genuinely don't remember typing that.

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Not if I make him lay one first.

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I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

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We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.

Hi stanford! I am getting into journaling and since you're the author of Gravity Falls' most mysterious journals, I was wondering if you have any tips on how to start one? I don't quite know where to start.

I draw too, your illustrations are stunning!

Hello, and thank you, anonymous stranger! I have been waiting for an ask like this!

To start a journal, you must first decide what you're going to be focusing on. It could be anything from famous art to oddly colored grass clippings. As long as your writing is THOROUGH (as many details as possible), PERSONAL (allowing your own feelings to influence your observations), and RELEVANT (keeping any information written on topic/related to your topic).

Another important part of journalism is making sure your topic interests YOU. Not your peers, but YOURSELF. If you aren't interested in your own journal topic, it will be difficult to find motivation to continue keeping your journal.

That's all I have to say for starting a journal. Feel free to reach out if you have any more questions about journaling.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

What. What is this. Are you high.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

I HAD TO READ YOUR BIO ROUGHLY 5 TIMES TO REALIZE YOU DID INFACT SELF IDENTIFY AS A MONSTERFUCKER

CARE TO ELABORATE?

There is nothing to elaborate on. You simply lack an understanding of the lengths I am willing to go for the sake of scientific discovery.

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

He ran them off. Sorry to disappoint.

He also does a little victory dance afterwards.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

He got them down.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

I'm at the Science Center right now. They're ganging up on him. They're ganging up on the pine tree.

REBLOG IF YOU WISH YOU COULD FORCE A BLADE INTO YOUR GUT AND DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF ONE BY ONE UNTIL YOU HAVE REACHED ETERNAL STATUS; OR IF YOU FUCKING LOVE THE INFINITE GARLIC BREAD AT ALWAYS GARDEN

No. Do not release him. Eat him.

I hate bill cipher so much I hate him I hate him I hate him so muchhh I hate himmmm

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.

The eyes in the trees. Don't tell me you haven't seen them.

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

I got S and M bracelets for Shadow and Maria too

I got fish coloring pages at the aquarium. One of the workers let me take some once the kids there each got one

My friend helped me make Sonic and Shadow

I see I did the "shoes" wrong on Sonic.