Who Is LITERALLY Hotter? Bill Or Stan? Does Bill Have Body Temperature (talking Triangle Form, But Maybe

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

Shut up, Bill. You lost to Stanley in the poll.

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

At least yours makes sense!

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Ok Paranormal Bottom, keep it clenched.

What. What the Hell does this mean. I am so confused.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

Hi Grunkle Ford! So remember the ask I sent about getting rid of zombie spiders.... and how I said it wasn't relevant to anything...

Okay so, believe it or not, it actually IS relevant, and Mabel and I were wondering if you would like to come over to California to be part of our drum quartet

Normally, I would be ecstatic at an opportunity such as this! However, due to a health issue (which I can most definitely still function with and does not affect my ability to play drums), Stanley said I'm "not allowed to leave the house unless it's on fire". Of course Mr. Stubborn-as-a-mule is the one to tell me to follow my doctor's orders.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you