Fine, But You Need To Be More Careful. Most People Don't Just Let Metal Wires Get Stuck In Their Limbs.

Fine, but you need to be more careful. Most people don't just let metal wires get stuck in their limbs. I'll help you in a moment, let me get the pliers.

stanford i got a buncha metal wires stuck all up in my beard. @ fiddlesfords

Not again. At this point, I'm just going to make you shave it off.

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2 weeks ago

hear me out: the one piece. once it’s found. no clue what it is but why not?

Well, I do love a bit of mystery. I suppose I'll hear you out.


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3 weeks ago

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.


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2 weeks ago

I apologize for misgendering Banica. I am not sure what she's from, nor do I know anything about it. As for Shinso, I did not say it was bad for you to like him. I simply am not comfortable rating a minor since I'm an adult.

Side note: cannibalism and kidnapping are hardly reasons to doubt how attractive someone may be.

people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?

uhh..

Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita

Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.

For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.

Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.

1 month ago

Please vote Stone. Please. He is obviously the superior choice. I am actually begging.

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2 weeks ago
Is That You ?

Is that you ?

I believe this is a great time for a lesson in pronunciation!

A fjord is a long, narrow inlet of the sea, the phonetic spelling of which being "fyôrd".

A ford is a portion of a body of water that is shallow enough to easily walk through, the phonetic spelling of which is "fôrd". This one is also my name.

For simpler pronunciation, fjord is "f-your-d", and Ford is "four-d".


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3 weeks ago

... What? You have been so hostile. All day. What did I even do to you?

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

1 month ago

I recently decided to start going to therapy. I got a therapist with the intention of working through past traumas, and I thought our first meeting went well. Emphasis on "I thought".

After our first meeting, she didn't just say that she couldn't take me as a patient. SHE QUIT HER JOB. I don't even know what I did wrong.


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3 weeks ago

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?


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I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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