I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.
MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS
https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share
I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)
I INVOKE THE FIFTH
pssssst
*hands you a note..it says : “greetings homosexual father”
@daughter-of-the-author
Is... is your other father not also homosexual? I would hope so, considering we're married.
I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great
*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.
Okay, okay. I know what happened. Stanley and the Pope were smoking weed together to celebrate Stanley's win (Stanley and the Pope are good friends), when Doofenshmirtz hit the Pope with the Haveastrokeinator 3000, which was the only invention in his entire history that worked exactly the way it was supposed to. It didn't even explode afterwards.
I just realized something. And of course this would happen. But Stanley won the Tumblr competition. On weed day. He swears up and down that he doesn't smoke weed, but considering how rank his bedroom smells, I'd say this makes perfect sense.
Happy weed day, Stanley.
people are sending you their hear me outs..I don’t have any bad ones so I guess it’s more a simp list?
uhh..
Hitoshi Shinso, Sateriasis venomania, megalomaniac ford, ford gleeful, Banica conchita
Well, the first one is a minor, so I will ignore that.
For Sateriasis and Banica, those are quite literally look like average sword enthusiast lesbians (despite being male), and I must say that you're "based" for that.
Two of those are alternate versions of myself, so again, I will not hear you out.
Let the dread set in.
YOU'RE ALIVEEE
.
Well kinda-?
WAIT NO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. GO MESS WITH STAN NOT ME
I don't care if it's in the form of a low quality, poorly edited video. This is canon.
I MADE AGENT STONE AND DOCTOR EGGMAN IN MIITOPIA . THEY ARE AT KARAOKE TOGETHER .
I must say, this one had a disappointing lack of options (specifically with the hair colors, since there wasn't any grey), but the art style is pleasant to look at, so I managed.
@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @dipper-m-pines @the-real-ultimatelifeform
if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you
just in case the link doesn't work
and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please
edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet
My poor little brother 😢 I already miss him
YOURE ALIVEEE
WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??
NO ONE TOLD ME STANLEY DIED!? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING A LAZY ASS AGAIN
*sigh* It's time for Stanley Pines' second funeral
YOURE ALIVEEE
WH- DIDJA THINK I FUCKIN DIED??
I thought you were against spreading the moss?
Changed my mind. You are now mossed.
I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.
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