How? Right Now, I'm On A Boat.

Thank you for the tag!

Favorite colour: Yellow

Last song: Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Miracle Musical

Currently reading: The Anxiety First Aid Kit (too many authors to list)

Currently watching: My heart rate (begrudgingly)

Currently craving: Being able to leave the house

Coffee or tea? I'm not currently allowed to have either, but I prefer tea.

@dipper-m-pines @the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @the-real-ultimatelifeform

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

I am staying at a house right now, and everything is strangely sized. Not quite small enough for dwarves and gnomes, but too small for the average human to use.

In comparison, it makes the doors look enormous. And it certainly makes me feel taller. But I have no practical use for these. I have yet to discover a controlled method of shrinking myself.

For reference, I am 6'2". The top of my head almost reaches the top of the shower.

Reblog of shame, the original artist is mmairo on Twitter. This person has made their entire blog about stealing art, and uses being "miserable" as an excuse.

Is that you ?

I believe this is a great time for a lesson in pronunciation!

A fjord is a long, narrow inlet of the sea, the phonetic spelling of which being "fyôrd".

A ford is a portion of a body of water that is shallow enough to easily walk through, the phonetic spelling of which is "fôrd". This one is also my name.

For simpler pronunciation, fjord is "f-your-d", and Ford is "four-d".

i thoughr you liked wierd things?

First Anon

I like weird things when they don't have anything to do with Bill Cipher. Also, you have now been mossed.

You'll never know unless you try, Dipper. If it doesn't work, you could always try hiding your tape recorders so they can't make recordings of you saying horrible things to mail to your family members.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

I'm not saying it was while we were on the Stan'O'War. I'm saying that you would now know how to get there easily.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

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I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

He's not online because his lazy ass is still asleep. Stanley Pines is still legally dead, after all. You can't arrest a dead man.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

I found this beautiful wasp today- it was Red-and-Black Mason wasp. It was walking on the ground, minding its own business. I don't know why it was walking, but that's not the point.

The point of this is, my brother stepped on it. Sorry, did I say stepped? I meant stomped on. Repeatedly.

That could have been someone's best friend. Someone's lover. The queen wasp's greatest hunter. But now it's squished.

I will never* forgive you, Stanley.

*I will most likely be over this in about two hours.

I doubt this will concern anyone (and it really shouldn't) but I will be offline for the next few days. Something came up.

Of course, I'll be back to bug my mutuals later.