I Thoughr You Liked Wierd Things?

Me and who?

date idea

I don't know why he would be. I'm already married.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

Ok Paranormal Bottom, keep it clenched.

What. What the Hell does this mean. I am so confused.

... Dipper. Stanley wasn't being an idiot this time. I was wrong.

Stanley keeps telling me that my hair isn't fluffy, it's actually curly and I'm just "not taking care of it". I said that wouldn't make sense, because almost no one else in our family has curly hair. We all have fluffy, unkempt hair. He said to just try washing my hair without aggressively brushing it out afterwards, "and even if it doesn't work, just do it to prove me wrong".

I am going to wash my hair, and I'll come back to tell you all when it inevitably turns out to just be a fluffy mess again.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Chapters: 2/? Yes, I finally got the second chapter done! I have written quite a bit and decided to space it out between several chapters, and will update them (hopefully) in a timely manner.

Still time to vote! Even if you don't care about Shadow's turtle getting a name, pushing buttons is fun!

Okay, the time has come to name Shadow's turtle. The decided upon gender was turtle.

Okay class, say it with me. "Of course STANLEY would do that."

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

I would like to add a few of my own!

Ignore the sheep costume.

PROOF THAT YOU CAN TAKE ANY IMAGE FROM YOUR GALLERY AND MAKE IT INTO A SICK ASS ALBUM COVER WITH JUST ONE PARENTAL ADVISORY STICKER