Debating Posting Incorrect Quote Stuff For Spiderman Because I'm Running On Pure Brainrot And It'd Be

this is me before the new spider verse movie!! i'm so excited!!!! :D

a running joke between my best friend (cis guy) and me (trans nonbinary) is he'll ask me to rank a group of characters/people from most to least transphobic and one time he had me rank every named character in the spiderman ps4 game. everything was going smoothly, everything correct, and then i got to screwball and had to reconcile my deep hatred for her with the fact that she is 100% absolutely trans. it was a dark day.

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

people called this show cringe for so long wtf this is fire, if this is cringe then what the fuck is based???

shout out to that person on ao3 that wrote a bkdk fic of bakugou making bread that included possibly the easiest and best focaccia recipe i've ever made, you're so hot please marry me and give me the rest of your recipes

i have been in a discord call learning about the roman empire for an hour now and ive never been more interested in history

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

i failed my math final because i:

1. didn't understand half the material in the class and none of the material on the test (i have asked for help in the past but the teacher didn't offer anything that ended up working)

2. lost track of time and started panicking about how much time i had left

3. none of the words or equations were processing correctly and i kept mixing up formulas and problems

I REMEMBERED I CAN BRING IT BACK BECAUSE WORD IS SO HELPFUL THANK YOU DADDY MICROSOFT

i deleted my fucking project on accident thinking it was the fucked up copy and i'm near tears :)

my e key on my laptop stopped working for a little bit last night while i was writing and i took it as a sign from god that i should stop