I REMEMBERED I CAN BRING IT BACK BECAUSE WORD IS SO HELPFUL THANK YOU DADDY MICROSOFT

i got spoiled for this character's death and i STILL got got 😭😭😭😭

shadowzel origins...

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

disani water is a crime against humanity

For those who needed to hear it today

me, through gritted teeth, reblogging art for a ship i dislike: the art is good, the art is good, please god tumblr don't plague me with this pairing, the art IS GOOD

my mother and i work in the same office sometimes and her watch updated and now makes noise when she gets a notification which causes my tinnitus to act up but i don't want to be a dick and tell her that i want her to turn it off because she literally said she liked it last week-

Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

i think its very sexy of me to have glow-in-the-dark stars as part of my Epic Gamer setup

Why are they like this?