Tanner’s Workouts Sometimes Take An Unusual Twist.

POV: you're just asking to be wrangled off to a bull barn where your pits will be tickled and eaten out as you thrash against your chains and a mechanical milker rhythmically pumps all the thick cream fresh from your balls

confession: I cry everyday because of Theo Raeken and his miserable life. My favourite character ever!!

credits to every person who wrote these tweets!!

The before pictures are always better, part 297: Tanner recapped his progress again and we don’t even bother with the after.

Grrr, you'd think with all the farmland around Kansas there'd be a quiet little barn somewhere where an enterprising "dairy farmer" could chain him up and harvest all his milk 24/7

No layers required for *pumping* tomorrow, however

(with those feets getting tickled in stocks)

Ill give it to him, this is not horrible compared to his previous attempt when he got a chubby face. But we all fell in love with him when he was skinny so I won’t see how that was ever a problem.

I got deleted and was thinking I probably wouldn’t bother coming back but then Dylan posted this and if that wasn’t the universe telling me this blog needs to exist I don’t know what is. Someone needs to appreciate that and I’m here for it.

Tanner thought neck beard improved this photo but I disagreed so I thought we might better appreciate the good parts without it.

Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.