The Before Pictures Are Always Better, Part 297: Tanner Recapped His Progress Again And We Don’t Even

They. Must. Be. Stopped.

Angel 2 is shaping up nicely! If only he'd stay clean shaven...

Seriously, what is it with twinks these days? If they're not growing terrible facial hair, they're getting terrible tattoos. They must be stopped 😤

Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.

Who remembers the bathtub fanmail series from 2016-17? It’s great seeing Tanner in the tub again after all these years but I can’t help thinking what would really improve his icebath content is if he opened his mail in there. And maybe if Dylan joined him in the tub. Those were the best.

Tanner recently discovered wikifeet, and was obviously very proud of his near perfect rating. You could see the wheels turning in his head. You think that’s nice? Wait til you see what I’m going to do in my cold plunge. This is guy who once purchased the custom license plate CLKBAIT so we can trust he knows what to do with this discovery.

Ill give it to him, this is not horrible compared to his previous attempt when he got a chubby face. But we all fell in love with him when he was skinny so I won’t see how that was ever a problem.

confession: I cry everyday because of Theo Raeken and his miserable life. My favourite character ever!!

credits to every person who wrote these tweets!!

very sexy boy

That’s why we’re here

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much