Anne, Coming Out: My Uncle's Dog's Cousin Smoked Weed Once And Now, I'm Gay So...

I yeeted another person into the fandom

I’m hanging out with my cousin and I played the six soundtrack with her and her reaction is: it sounds great. One word she used to describe it(without hesitation) was: hot. Her favorite queen: Aragon because she had a monkey or ‘the German one’. Her favorite song was: Haus of Holbein. Overall, a success.

With the filter

Anne: How do you know what’s good for me?!

Aragon: That’s my opinion!!

Jane: ...

Honestly my initial thought was “Anne on a Man” but I then I was like, I think that meme is over???

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

Anne Boleyn: Do you dare me to eat this entire pizza?

Katherine Howard: ...No?

Anne Boleyn: *shoving pizza into her face* Wow. I can’t believe you’re making me do this.

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!

Anne: Go.

Anna: Fuck your chicken strips!!

(I feel like that’s controversial?)

Aragon: Kitty, did you eat all the Hershey kisses again?

Kitty, pushing them to the side of her mouth: ..no.

(HC that this is the dynamic Kitty and Catherine have)

Cleves: Raise your hand if you thought I was dating Kitty.

Cleves:

Cleves: Kitty, put your hand down.

Please don’t hate me for this.

Anne while denying her past trauma to the queens: We all die, you either kill your self or get killed.

*dances aggressively*

Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do?

Aragon: I want a church person that go to church and read their bible.

(Yes I changed the pronouns, I make no assumptions in this household)

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”