Anne Boleyn: Do You Dare Me To Eat This Entire Pizza?

Nicknames: Weezy, Bird

Gender: Female

Astrology sign: Aries

Sexuality: Bi

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite Animal: Elephant

Where am I from?: Illinois(‘Merica)

When did I start my acount?: I don’t even know

@anyone who wants to do this because I’m not really friends with any of y’all.. oops

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Tagged by the lovely @nataschalena2

Nicknames: MJ, Grandpa or Glampa, Dad

Gender: Male

Astrology sign: Libra

Sexuality: Who the ass knows

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favourite animals: Polar Bears and Snow Leopards   

Dream trip: Adelaide, Australia. (I want to live there)

Number of blankets: 2

Where are you from? Melbourne, Australia

When did you start this account: May?

Why did I start this account? To have a dedicated page to Taron and Rocketman, even though I still reblog on my main.

I tag: @honkyycat @panic-boy-21 @t-egertonn

Honestly my initial thought was “Anne on a Man” but I then I was like, I think that meme is over???

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

Anne and Jane, in the beginning: You know, back in my day it wasn’t so easy. I had to walk three miles, uphill, both ways, just to fuck your bitch.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

My friend and I are such theater kids that I texted her the beginning of Nicest Kids in Town as a good morning and we’ve been texting the lyrics back and forth to each other.

Oops I guess

Jane: When we go into this restaurant you are twelve.

Katherine: Mum, I am 19!

Waiter: And would you like a kids menu?

Katherine, crying: Yes I do.

MY MOM TOLD ME THAT I CAN GO SEE SIX

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I just read “hos” as “hoh” and I’ve never been more confused.