Aragon: Kitty, Did You Eat All The Hershey Kisses Again?

Everyone’s saying people in Area 51 are gonna die because they’re going in unprepared.

Bitch, this is Americans we’re talking about, they’ll all have guns to shoot back at the guards with.

Honestly my initial thought was “Anne on a Man” but I then I was like, I think that meme is over???

you’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

My friend and I are such theater kids that I texted her the beginning of Nicest Kids in Town as a good morning and we’ve been texting the lyrics back and forth to each other.

Oops I guess

Just saying, Moe asking for Sink Cheetos made me gayer than I already am.

Aragon, done with the rest of the Queens’ bs: *pouring one out for the boys* Two shots of vodka.

I’m having a gay panic

I’m watching SIX’s Olivier Awards performance (because why not) and it got to Maiya singing the “five down in the final wife” and could FEEL my heart races and my eyes got wide and had tears in them because osjwbsbskoa she’s so talented.

The beheaded cousins have done this

Thanks!

Question for y’all…

In your fics, if the alternates are there, why?(I know that sounded rude let me explain) Like, were they also reborn/resurrected/whatever or are they just random people chosen to be alternates? I’m just curious because they are mentioned in a lot of fics but I don’t think I’ve ever seen this explained. ✌🏼

Jane: When we go into this restaurant you are twelve.

Katherine: Mum, I am 19!

Waiter: And would you like a kids menu?

Katherine, crying: Yes I do.

I had to read that in our Pie unit and at the end the class discussed theories on his death. Our teacher definitely had fun scaring a bunch of 12-13 year olds.

hey sorry to bother tf out of everyone

but did u guys have to read that edgar allan poe story about the guy that put the heart under the floor after he killed the guy with the weird eye in eighth grade?!?