I Pray For Homestuck.com To Come Home Safe Every Day

Sorry everyone but I'm already madly in love with someone else, I'll be spending Valentine's day with this man and there is nothing you can do about it.

Sucks to suck losers.

Save yourselves!

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

In case it isn't painfully clear already I just want to say that I would love to date

*guys who are fluffy and cuddly

*girls who are bug enough to kick me in the face if they wanted to

*enby criptids

And almost anything else in between!

A joke my boyfriend came up with

Okay, I was doing an accent and I said

"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"

And he says

"Its a ROTTEN!"

That was the funniest shit at the time

Bless you, want a cold tablet?

Sighh...

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!

Noob

Can you have group chats on tumblr? That would be cool I think.

Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker than blood

They say blood is thicker than water

But the people I know are not bland, boring, ordinary water.

The people I know are syrup, sweet and good and interesting.

My blood is thicker than the water around us, but the syrup I surround myself with is thicker and sweeter than blood.

So if you're toxic I'll drown you in Pancake sauce buddy.