Don't Let Anyone Shame You For Wanting To Peg A Man! God Loves Pegging, That's Why Men Were Given Prostates!

My cat looks like a superhero

*Rizz face* Damn girl, are you a PH of 12?

Cause you are basic. *rizz face*

Protip: Your corpse will be delicious!

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

I will eat you whole.

I can live out weeks, even months, in my own head, I have fantasies that last for multiple days in real time, I can stop and start them again at will until the story line I'm on ends or I get distracted by another thing to think about and then I start something else and live more time in my fucking mind. I could make a movie, no, a TV show with multiple seasons of what goes on in my brain except for the fact that some of it is sexual and also I don't want to explain any of it to anyone ever because it would be way too weird.

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

Oh these? No these aren't jolly ranchers, these are my own yummy snack, ranch ranchers (jolly ranchers made of real ranch!)

"Do you need anything?" Uh, yeah, I need 5 bags of Cocaine and a wiffle bat painted like a shark

I'm Pan, Polyam, and a switch, and people still wonder why I'm indecisive!

Do you feel my wrath