Bless You, Want A Cold Tablet?

I thought I was 69? Who the hell am I?

God, shit, sorry I forgot who you were for a minute, everyone's wearing glasses, are you glasses boy 53 or 47?

Do you feel my wrath

If the newest generation is generation alpha, does that mean the next one will be gen beta?

SHE'S HERE!

In case it isn't painfully clear already I just want to say that I would love to date

*guys who are fluffy and cuddly

*girls who are bug enough to kick me in the face if they wanted to

*enby criptids

And almost anything else in between!

Lives in my head rent free

BALONEY

Don't let anyone shame you for wanting to peg a man! God loves pegging, that's why men were given prostates! They love it! And God gets a good show for his efforts!

Reblog if you’re closeted or questioning your sexuality or gender

🏳️‍🌈STAY STRONG. YOU’RE VALID EVEN IF YOU DON’T KNOW YET, OR EVEN IF YOU DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU CAN TELL ANYONE. TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME AND DON’T RUSH YOURSELF BECAUSE IT DOES TAKE TIME AND IT WILL COME TO YOU ONE DAY. AND KNOW THAT YOU’RE NOT ALONE. 🏳️‍🌈

Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

GOOD NEWS! The dick dealer is now colorized!

I have come up with this wonderful idea.

The dick dealer! Lmao.