Holy Shit I Just Woke Up To The Wild Blowing Outside My House At Like A Billion Miles An Hour Dude! What

I found graffiti and I think it looks cool I love graffiti

I want to hug this man

And feel the stick and be stuck there.

A joke my boyfriend came up with

Okay, I was doing an accent and I said

"it sounds like a mix of Scottish and Russian"

And he says

"Its a ROTTEN!"

That was the funniest shit at the time

I'm Pan, Polyam, and a switch, and people still wonder why I'm indecisive!

"I am an artíst" I say as I make some horrendous atrocities

not to be gay but gay

Hanging in the woods part 5

In the same wrist flick motion that priests use when throwing holy water to cleanse spirits in exorcisms, I throw the rainbow goldfish snacks across the room at you, you ought to thank me me for such high praise

It's okay babyfish, I'm here for you

nobody calls me babygirl on here it's always 'fish'

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