I Love You Three Thousand.

Father Kinley : But at least I’ve pushed Lucifer and Chloe Decker apart, maybe it will be enough to stop the prophecy

Me, screaming at my computer with tears in my eyes :

scroll fast to not catch venom spoiler

underapreciated moment in Venom:

at the end of the bike chase, Eddie says “oh that was pretty cool actually, not gonna lie” and then is hit by the bad guy’s car right after

which is 100x funnier the second time watching because you realize that was the first time someone called Venom symbiote, a known loser, cool

and hearing that caused them to fuck up immediately

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

Me after watching Endgame.

Alec: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ellie: We are not doing that.

Alec: Mistlefoe™

Ellie: Sir NO.

DESTIEL TIME!! Original idea.

AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney

Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

tina: I read your book-

newt: [at the same time] I have your photo-

me: