Everyone Knows Once You Make It Upstairs Youre Safe

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Just imagine:  John Winchester comes back from death

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I’ve got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So… You were fucking demon. And then…you… became one? What else? You’re friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth…

Dean: And I had Benny…

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don’t live alone

John: Oh God…

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don’t pretend…

John: Don’t pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don’t look at me. He’s Lucifer’s.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I’m not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I’ve got another son.

Sam and Dean: Shit. We forgot Adam.

Me: Give me all the angst.

*Angst happens*

Me:

Now I know, why everyone goes crazy about toilet paper. The Lord has spoken!😂😉

Basic protective measures against the new coronavirus

Wash your hands frequently

Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.

Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.

Maintain social distancing

Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.

[WHO: Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public]

castiel: angel of the lord, tablet breaker

Newt: *about Theseus* Yeah we didn’t exactly get along as children

-Flashback-

Kid Theseus: Hug!!!! :D :D :D

Kid Newt: Nooooo!!!!! *Runs away*

#A HERO

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?

Captain Jack Sparrow

Hic sedet Iulia. Iulia amica mea est.

- ancient Latin proverb