AU Where Everything Is The Same Except Remus Lupin Is Played By John Mulaney

oh good lord (x)

why is the cw’s supernatural a slow burn love story so slow that it would put even jane austen herself to shame?

Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.  Let me know which autor you got! 

Now I know, why everyone goes crazy about toilet paper. The Lord has spoken!😂😉

Basic protective measures against the new coronavirus

Wash your hands frequently

Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.

Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.

Maintain social distancing

Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.

[WHO: Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public]

When angst has a happy ending:

When angst does not have a happy ending:

Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

He would be like a magical hamster that waddles behind Arthur.

Gwen: What if I implement a no-pets policy in the castle?

Arthur: You can’t throw Merlin out like that!

Bruce: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Loki: Can’t relate

Thor: Why would my brain release dolphins?

Okay but what if all of the potions edits in Snape’s old textbook were just things he overheard James say in potions class because “no Padfoot you crush the bean! Cutting it doesn’t do anything! Trust me my dad told me”

Good Omens Characters As John Mulaney GIFs

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Newton:

Anathema:

Shadwell:

Madame Tracy:

Adam:

The Them:

Hastur:

The Four Horsepersons: