“Newt Pulls The Picture Of Her From His Breast Pocket And Unfolds It. She Is Inordinately Touched.

Now I know, why everyone goes crazy about toilet paper. The Lord has spoken!😂😉

Basic protective measures against the new coronavirus

Wash your hands frequently

Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.

Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.

Maintain social distancing

Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.

[WHO: Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public]

Jake: Pardon my French, but you’re being a douchebaguette.

Bromance/Romance

Alright, guys. 

THIS ISN’T a bromance: 

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance:

THIS IS a bromance: 

NOT THIS:

GOODNIGHT, THANK YOU

Fanfiction is like

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

the current situation of the marvel fandom and russo brothers about infinity war:

New leaked AVENGERS 4 art appears to confirm that @GwynethPaltrow’s Pepper Potts will be suiting up in Rescue armor in the movie!

dumbledore is like if someone put obi-wan kenobi and willy wonka in a blender

Marvel Studios SDCC Announcements

BLACK WIDOW - May 1, 2020 

Scarlett Johansson, David Harbour, Florence Pugh, O-T Fagbenle, and Rachel Weisz. Directed by Cate Shortland.

THE FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER - Fall 2020

An original series with Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan and Daniel Brühl.

ETERNALS - November 6, 2020 

Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh and Don Lee. Directed by Chloé Zhao.

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS - February 12, 2021 

Simu Liu, Awkwafina, and Tony Leung, directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.

WANDAVISION - Spring 2021 

An original series with Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany and Teyonah Parris.

LOKI - Spring 2021 

An original series with Tom Hiddleston.

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS - May 7, 2021 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Elizabeth Olsen. Scott Derrickson returns as director. This will be the MCU’s first scary movie!

WHAT IF…? - Summer 2021 

The first animated series in the MCU, with Jeffrey Wright as the voice of The Watcher and many actors from across the MCU reprising their roles as voice talent.

HAWKEYE - Fall 2021 

An original series that will also introduce Kate Bishop.

THOR: LOVE & THUNDER - November 5, 2021 

Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Natalie Portman. Taika Waititi returns as director.

BLADE - TBA

Mahershala Ali will be Blade.

ALSO CONFIRMED: 

Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Fantastic Four and Mutants in development!