Dumbledore Is Like If Someone Put Obi-wan Kenobi And Willy Wonka In A Blender

Look, someone’s gotta be the weirdest person in any given social group and it might as well be me

I love you three thousand.

I should learn for my A-levels, but I am to excited to finally use my new cards today!

Fanfiction is like

Me peacing out to one of the alternate timelines where everyone is alive and happy

**the entire fandom dies inside**

Marvel Studios SDCC Announcements

BLACK WIDOW - May 1, 2020 

Scarlett Johansson, David Harbour, Florence Pugh, O-T Fagbenle, and Rachel Weisz. Directed by Cate Shortland.

THE FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER - Fall 2020

An original series with Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan and Daniel Brühl.

ETERNALS - November 6, 2020 

Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh and Don Lee. Directed by Chloé Zhao.

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS - February 12, 2021 

Simu Liu, Awkwafina, and Tony Leung, directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.

WANDAVISION - Spring 2021 

An original series with Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany and Teyonah Parris.

LOKI - Spring 2021 

An original series with Tom Hiddleston.

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS - May 7, 2021 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Elizabeth Olsen. Scott Derrickson returns as director. This will be the MCU’s first scary movie!

WHAT IF…? - Summer 2021 

The first animated series in the MCU, with Jeffrey Wright as the voice of The Watcher and many actors from across the MCU reprising their roles as voice talent.

HAWKEYE - Fall 2021 

An original series that will also introduce Kate Bishop.

THOR: LOVE & THUNDER - November 5, 2021 

Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Natalie Portman. Taika Waititi returns as director.

BLADE - TBA

Mahershala Ali will be Blade.

ALSO CONFIRMED: 

Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Fantastic Four and Mutants in development!

Just imagine:  John Winchester comes back from death

John: Okey, tell me everything that happened.

Sam: It is really long story.

John: I’ve got time.

Sam and Dean: *tell all story*

John: So… You were fucking demon. And then…you… became one? What else? You’re friends with some vampires, werewolfs or other shit?

Sam: Actually, there is that one guy named Garth…

Dean: And I had Benny…

John: At least here in a bunker are just normal humans.

Dean: They are not here right now, but we don’t live alone

John: Oh God…

Sam: No, not him. He left. But he really makes amazing pancakes.

Dean: And got hot sister.

Sam: Dean, don’t pretend…

John: Don’t pretend what?

Dean: Well, we live here with my boyfriend Castiel. He is an angel.

Sam: Yeah, and we kinda adopted and raise together the nephilim, Jack.

John: Nephilim? You mean human-angel son?

Dean: Don’t look at me. He’s Lucifer’s.

John: Awesome, maybe now tell me Satan himself was here too!

Sam: He was.

Dean: In Cas. And in Sam.

John: In Sam, of course. Who else?

Dean: In Sam? I’m not sure about Gabriel.

Sam: Shut up.

John: Gabriel? The archangel?

Dean: One and only. But he was also banging Rowena here in a library. Before you ask, Rowena is a witch. And mother of Crowley, King of Hell.

Sam: Who was your bestie.

Dean: Now you shut up.

John: You know what? Screw it. I’ve got another son.

Sam and Dean: Shit. We forgot Adam.

Modern Hogwarts House Aesthetic

Ravenclaw

“The book is better”, reading Wikipedia articles for fun, talks in vine refences, 100% obsessed with Greek mythology at some point, mum jeans and cropped everything, a strong distaste for modern art, too many fandoms, a million tabs open on your phone, stopping mid-sentence to point out a dog 

Slytherin

Listening to albums on vinyl because aesthetic, wearing the same 5 pieces of jewelry everyday, coffee hoe, makes a new playlist for every situation, says “fight me” a lot but cant walk up flight of stairs without getting winded, childhood role model is Peggy Carter, can name their friends third childhood pet but can’t remember what they had for breakfast, walking out of the movie theater at night and feeling like you’ve traveled to another dimension

Gryffindor

Dying your hair in the bathroom sink, wearing sunglasses indoor because “I look cool ok”, always has to be doing something with their hands, candid photos and expert meme usage, gets a new hobby every other week, emotionally unstable, uses cheesy quotes for Instagram photos, lips painted red and messy signatures

Hufflepuff

Instagram is 80% photos of them frolicking in a field, runs an aesthetic blog, horrible puns and purposely bad pickup lines, obscure indie movies, hair dyed every colour of the rainbow, wanted to be a makeup artist, brutally soft, will fuck you up if you hurt their friends, boho chic