Now I Know, Why Everyone Goes Crazy About Toilet Paper. The Lord Has Spoken!😂😉

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

Cain & Dean Parallels

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. I know I'm crazy, therefore I'm not crazy, isn't that crazy?

Captain Jack Sparrow

me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because that’s how shadows work*

my brain, still to this day, every single time:

Marvel Studios SDCC Announcements

BLACK WIDOW - May 1, 2020 

Scarlett Johansson, David Harbour, Florence Pugh, O-T Fagbenle, and Rachel Weisz. Directed by Cate Shortland.

THE FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER - Fall 2020

An original series with Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan and Daniel Brühl.

ETERNALS - November 6, 2020 

Angelina Jolie, Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Lauren Ridloff, Brian Tyree Henry, Salma Hayek, Lia McHugh and Don Lee. Directed by Chloé Zhao.

SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS - February 12, 2021 

Simu Liu, Awkwafina, and Tony Leung, directed by Destin Daniel Cretton.

WANDAVISION - Spring 2021 

An original series with Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany and Teyonah Parris.

LOKI - Spring 2021 

An original series with Tom Hiddleston.

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS - May 7, 2021 

Benedict Cumberbatch and Elizabeth Olsen. Scott Derrickson returns as director. This will be the MCU’s first scary movie!

WHAT IF…? - Summer 2021 

The first animated series in the MCU, with Jeffrey Wright as the voice of The Watcher and many actors from across the MCU reprising their roles as voice talent.

HAWKEYE - Fall 2021 

An original series that will also introduce Kate Bishop.

THOR: LOVE & THUNDER - November 5, 2021 

Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson and Natalie Portman. Taika Waititi returns as director.

BLADE - TBA

Mahershala Ali will be Blade.

ALSO CONFIRMED: 

Captain Marvel 2, Black Panther 2, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, Fantastic Four and Mutants in development!

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

International Women’s Day 2018

My annual edit. My everyday hope — that gender equality won’t be just a “women’s cause” but an acknowledged, embraced, practiced human right. #timesup #timeisnow #IWD2018

**the entire fandom dies inside**

Newt: *about Theseus* Yeah we didn’t exactly get along as children

-Flashback-

Kid Theseus: Hug!!!! :D :D :D

Kid Newt: Nooooo!!!!! *Runs away*

Me: Give me all the angst.

*Angst happens*

Me: