“The Heaven-World Of The Ancient Celts, Unlike That Of The Christians, Was Not Situated In Some Distant,

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

Jake: isn’t it weird that people kill mosquitos just because they’re annoying

Jake: like damn if people did that to other people i would have died years ago

Tina: I love you so much.

Newt: I love you, too.

Tina: This is real.

Newt: I know.

Tina: You’re my husband.

Newt: You’re my wife.

Tina: You married me in front of people.

Newt: I know. I was there.

MATCHA MILK BREAD TURTLES WITH CHOCOLATE DUTCH CRUNCH

why is the cw’s supernatural a slow burn love story so slow that it would put even jane austen herself to shame?

Good Omens Characters As John Mulaney GIFs

Aziraphale:

Crowley:

Newton:

Anathema:

Shadwell:

Madame Tracy:

Adam:

The Them:

Hastur:

The Four Horsepersons:

The Complete Beginner’s Guide to Supernatural:

1.  This is Dean.  

He hunts monsters.

He’s completely straight. 

And always extremely manly.

And also very dominant. 

2.  This is Sam.

He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner.  They’re both very mature together.

He’s completely normal.  Never soulless or possessed or anything.

No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here.  Nope.

3.  This is Castiel.  

He’s an angel of the lord. 

As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.  

Very mighty.  

All fear this terrifying, fell creature. 

4.  There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural. 

5.  Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.

Except for this guy.  Everyone LOVES him.  

6.  Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own. 

7.  And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!

You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters. 

And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!  

Jensen’s story about Arrow and Zeppelin saying “I love you daddy” for the first time at NJCON2018 (x)

oh good lord (x)