The Complete Beginner’s Guide To Supernatural:

after aziraphale turns down crowley’s invitation to run away together in episode 3, there’s this wide shot of aziraphale left standing in the bandstand as crowley walks away that is exactly like the wide shot of ol’ lizzy bennet standing still while darcy walks away after she rejects his proposal in unparalleled masterpiece pride & prejudice (2005), and that is what i like to call POETIC CINEMA.

**the entire fandom dies inside**

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Me: Give me all the angst.

*Angst happens*

Me:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

*sniffles* I’ve never seen a tag that explains me like this one.

Alec: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ellie: We are not doing that.

Alec: Mistlefoe™

Ellie: Sir NO.

**the entire fandom dies inside**

We all know Crowley doesn’t actually shred the plants, right? Like he takes them into the other room and makes Big Scary Noises, sure, to scare the remaining plants. But you just know that he actually takes the bad plants and sets them Outside, pats them on the head, and says “You rebelled. You are now Fallen. Congratulations” and sometimes he decorates them with old pairs of sunglasses and tiny leather jackets intended for French bulldogs. Like I’m sorry but if you don’t think those plants are 100% a form of projection and coping about his issues with Heaven then you haven’t met Anthony Janthony Crowley