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#A HERO

He would be like a magical hamster that waddles behind Arthur.

Gwen: What if I implement a no-pets policy in the castle?

Arthur: You can’t throw Merlin out like that!

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

castiel: angel of the lord, tablet breaker

Now I know, why everyone goes crazy about toilet paper. The Lord has spoken!😂😉

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Tina: I love you so much.

Newt: I love you, too.

Tina: This is real.

Newt: I know.

Tina: You’re my husband.

Newt: You’re my wife.

Tina: You married me in front of people.

Newt: I know. I was there.

It is so beautiful and heartbreaking. I had to post it

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

Alec: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ellie: We are not doing that.

Alec: Mistlefoe™

Ellie: Sir NO.