I Don’t Know What Compelled Me To Make This Literally In The Dead Of Night But This Is Exactly The

Great now im thinking about wade smelling a bit too much like blood after a mission and Logan, whos in a playful mood, starts randomly stalking him. Im talking, eyes locked, head down, all fours kind of stalking. Slowly taking a step each time Wade looks away or blinks.

And its one of those scenes where Wade's GENUIENLY terrified. Starts off with him nervously laughing like "Haha- yeah. Funny, peanut... now stop it.... wolvie- Stop it... I said stop it!!" And he squeals and giggles because he loves playing with him but DAMN he's scary!!

Every instinct in wades body is screaming at him to run but he knows if he runs then Logan is gonna lock on and get his ass fr. So he tries to stand there, trying not to shake and tells him stop messing around. "S-stop! Wolvie quit it out! Youre gonna make me piss myself!" He tells him, wanting Logan to give up the bit, the game of hunting that he (one sidedly) decided they were playing.

Wade screaming and running away as fast as his legs will carry him, turning into a huge game of hide and seek in their tattered bloody suits. The people of New York are now used to watching Wade zoom down the street panicking while Logan is BOOKING it behind him like a wild cat, snarling.

He manages to find an abandoned building and tries to hide, silencing his breath and staying extremely still. But he forgot something. Logan can smell him. So, here's Wade, about to shit his pants and not giggle his head off because HOLY SHIT this is fun. And then there's a grown 200 year old man sniffing him out like a blood hound each time until he finally catches him, pouncing on him and sinking his claws and teeth into him, shaking him to the point Wade is screeching.

"Wait wait wAIT LOGAN!! Eeeeeehh!! No!! No, no bting- Ouch! Hey!! Stop that- OW! Aye!! Get your hands off me mist- EEEEHHH!! No!! Peanut I have ZERO nutritional value! Stop it! I'll tell santa!! YEOUCH!! THATS MY ARM YOU ASS HOLE!! Hey!!! Come back with that!"

With giggles, yelling, snarles, growls, and many...MANY blood sounds. Including ripping off his arm and running away with it like a dog stealing your sock.

By the end of the day, Logan is out cold, snoring in Wades lap and getting the best sleep of his life. Wade is also sleeping, sitting up and dreaming as his hand stays on Logan's curly head.

His other arm got hit by a car so now he has to regrow another.

Domesticated Wolverines still needed to hunt and maul once inawhile...

They do this once a month. It's enrichment for them both.

I just found out my favourite otome game (that I have been searching for a few years and which had been my comfort game for years before that) is not operating anymore

Heh

Oh nooo, I'm suddenly developing interest in One Piece, someone better stop me

Talked about it elsewhere, but I take your "Wade flirting with Logan and getting him flustered" and raise you, "Logan shamelessly and openly flirted with a taken woman he had known for all of five minutes. Once he realizes and accepts that he likes Wade, he's gonna be SO fucking forward and Wade freezes up because he didn't think he'd actually get this far"

Day 28: The (TOS) Triumvirate be like

Store Worker: „Would a Mr. Spock please come to the front desk? “

Spock, arriving at the desk: „Hello, is there a problem? “

Store worker: points to Kirk and McCoy

Store Worker: „I believe they belong to you? “

Kirk and McCoy, simultaneously: „We got lost :(“

Spock: „I didn't even bring you guys here with me-“

I love the general consensus that Logan is a grumpy cat Wade pulled from a random.dumpster because it is such a good analogy.

Logan acts a lot like a cat and we all agree on that but the comparison between his universe and a dumpster is just *mwah* chef's kiss.

In his universe, Logan is at the bottom of society, a fallen hero ostracised by the people he used to protect (dumpster) and then one day Wade came and took him away, rescued him from the things that were opressing him. In this universe there is nobody that will call him a friend killer or make him responsible for the death of the X-Men because jere it didn't happen.

Of course it's a bit of a mind fuck but Holy shit. Logan's just been handed an entirely new chance at life...

Different responses to: "Bite me"

Logan: *scoffing* You wish

Laura: *shows teeth*

Wade: *bites*

Where are they, I might go ask them myself-

Biggest regret of my trip to Austria was not asking this pub if they had Pon Farr Fridays.

Day 70: in Prague, the buildings are pretty

There are surprisingly not many cars or people.

Most places are rather cozy, some are expensive (900 Czech crowns for a small Tiramisu cake) but most are affordable.

There are some cool things to see here as well