WHAT IS A DIPLOCAULUS????? NEFJKEFKJWBEALJHBGJLHBL I FUCKING CANT THIS SPIKY ISLAND WITH THE MAGIC BARRIER

Darkrai is too chill for him...

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steven universe was an extremely influential television show and you can tell this because people on here still wield the phrase "steven universe fan" like it's a slur whenever they're desperately trying to prove they're not like other gays

No context

Rating the accuracy of amphibian names:

Sprig: 0/10 he is a frog boy, not a sprig of anything

Hop pop: 3/10 I just feel like he doesn't hop enough to justify the name

One eyed Wally: 10/10 shit man that's exactly the number of eyes he has

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Don't be fooled btw. Tis but a singular shelving.

Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

🌾

Me

Walks into bedroom at night

Goes to the light to turn it off

*Goes to the light to turn it off*

Realise I'm standing in the middle of the room by the light

Not the lightswitch

the fact that sprigs name used to be weed will never not be funny to me. imagine in true colors marcy goes “i gave you weed” lmaooo