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If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

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literally anything else will kill the patient. she needs black bean quesadilla to live

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.

actually fucking tragic more people don't know about infinity train, the animated kids show that aired on cartoon network, where the season two transgender allegory protagonist straight up brutally murders a cop onscreen.

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+pro about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: the banners are getting a separate menu so they don't clog inventory thank christ

-con about the upcoming Terraria 1.4.5 update: they're fixing the Hell tower/penis banner fuck lmao

THEORY NUMBER ONE???? BASED ALMOST ENTIRELY ON KNOCK OFF SASHA'S FACIAL EXPRESSION WHICH I HAVE SEEN ON SPRIG BEFORE YES I KNOW THIS IS NONSENSE FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT CLONE THEORY IS STUPID

ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS