I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

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3 months ago

Note- I think I figured out reblogs. I will now start reblogging things. Ok here goes.

3 months ago

can’t think of anything else to do so. have my house in minecraft

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Can’t Think Of Anything Else To Do So. Have My House In Minecraft

dude i’m so proud of it


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1 week ago
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1 month ago
BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE
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3 months ago

Anyway i have other things too. Check out this crappy photo of my shelf. Good mix of sweet sweet licencing and savoury savoury bootlegs. Also a big sans undertale face made of perler beads. Yeah that was a thing I did for sure.

Anyway I Have Other Things Too. Check Out This Crappy Photo Of My Shelf. Good Mix Of Sweet Sweet Licencing

Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it

Look At This Thing That I Have. I Love This Thing. I Just Bought This Thing And I Love It. I've Never

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3 weeks ago

Darkrai is too chill for him...

Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

1 month ago

ive gotten a lot of deltarune followers lately so. take my awful awful big shot cover

3 months ago

Having this empty void here to shout my thoughts into is really helping me learn which thoughts should stay inside. Just a moment ago I thought about shouting something stupid and long winded, and now I'm shouting this instead. Thanks, void.

3 months ago

Yeah, of course. Sasha and Marcy are dumb too.

Btw if you headcanon Sasha & Marcy as "the smart ones" and Anne as dumb........... I think you need to make better choices, friend

This website scares me man

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