Jack: Why Did You Kill That Fly?

Jack: Why did you kill that fly?

Dean: It was annoying me.

Jack: So we can kill things that annoy us?

Dean: Yes. Obviously.

Jack: Is that why monsters try to kill you?

Dean: Oh, you-

Sam: Better watch what you say, Dean.

Dean: Or what?

Castiel: Or you will look like that fly.

Dean: I'm just going to walk away.

Sam: Good idea.

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