Jack: I’ve Never Been In A Snowball Fight Before. I Don’t Know The Rules?

a father's love

Tubbo_ has made the advancement [MICHAEL MY BELOVED]

Ranboo has made the advancement [Villain Arc Time]

Awesamdude has made the advancement [Haha I'm In Danger]

isaac: soo do you ever hear void stiles in your head anymore?

stiles: sometimes

isaac: what does he say

stiles: sometimes he makes plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. other times he reminds me to pick up bagels because derek likes bagels.

Dean: cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves.

Cas: you taste like cantaloupe?

cicero acts like a fool but this bitch outran a werewolf on his shorter than usual imperial leggies, significantly wounded said werewolf, got past the troll that had somehow broken into the sanctuary despite literally bleeding the whole way, and will still fite u if u fail to pickpocket him.

Every time I read a headcanon about Bruno trying to be intimidating with Félix and Agustín when they started dating his sisters, I laugh, because I only can imagine this weak, tiny boy standing there sheepishly between Pepa and Julieta while they go on full intimidating mode TOWARDS THEIR OWN BOYFRIENDS with something like “you better don’t mistreat our brother or we’ll give you both hell”, and then Félix and Agustín staring at Bruno, who shrugs with that tee-hee face of him and says “sorry, guys, they feel guilty for monopolizing the space and food at mom’s womb and leaving me like this”.

How often do you sin?

Isaac: I don’t sin.

Scott: I sin a little.

Lydia: I sin sometimes.

Allison: I sin a lot.

Derek *looking at Stiles*: I’m sinning right now.

Stiles: Fuck that, I am going to Hell anyway.

The Doctor: *exists*

The Master every few centuries: I want to crawl inside your body.

Wholesome Cicero Being Sick Headcanons

So i saw this headcanon post floating around about how Cicero would handle the Listener being sick, and today I figured “okay, buuut… what if Cicero was sick instead?” :0

Since he was likely horrendously malnourished during and after his time in Cheydinhal, and because he’s moving to a new province full of different strains of illness, Cicero gets sick. A lot. 

He hides it as best he can as he continues to do the Keeper boogaloo unbeknownst to his family, often to the point where he overworks himself and everyone is freaking out because he’s passed out on the floor again

Tries really hard to make it seem like he’s fine, especially when the Listener isn’t around at the time, because he doesn’t want to feel like a burden to anyone 

meanwhile he’s somehow paler than he already is and his skin is literally on fire

Sore throats are almost a guarantee because of how much he talks, and he hates whenever he gets them 

There have definitely been times where he’s worked his voice so raw to the point where he just physically can’t speak, and it’s torturous for him. How can he jest in a timely manner if he has to write down his jokes?!

Him being cared for is absolutely torturous for him, too

He’s used to being the one doing all the caring, and having it the other way around really throws him for a loop

Lowkey feels like he doesn’t deserve the care, honestly

He gets oddly shy asking for stuff, even if the person he asked was the one who offered in the first place, especially if it’s someone other than his Listener 

He just feels like he’s on thin ice with most, if not all of the family for how he’s acted in the past, and being in such a vulnerable state where he kinda HAS to ask makes him really uncomfortable

He swears, though, if he has to drink another one of Babette’s disgusting potions that’ll supposedly make him feel better, he will scream 

Just tiny ol Cicero all bundled up in a cocoon of blankets, holdin a bowl of soup

He tends to eat very little when he’s sick

He’s very antsy about getting back to work and usually insists he’s fine and can get back to what he’s doing, but if he’s severely ill and he knows? He generally won’t push it. But he has to be like… actually bedridden for him to get to that point.

If you thought he was cold before… buddy, buddy ol pal,,, this bitch freezin

it is the one thing he will complain about consistently when he’s sick

you could probably throw him in the fire place and he would still be cold 

Both loves and hates taking baths when he’s sick - loves it because guaranteed quality warm and temporarily unstuffed nose. Hates it because he knows he’s eventually going to have to get out at some point, and it’s gonna be Cold. Very Fucking Cold. 

Definitely doesn’t sleep well at all when he’s sick 

Like even shittier than he already does, unless he gets something from Babette to put him to sleep 

just a very restless boi 

Nazir: By Sithis will you please shut up! Your squeaky voice is so annoying!

Cicero: *voice drops eight octaves* Is this better?

Nazir, falling out of his chair: hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK