Brynjolf: Alright Lass, As A Member Of The The Thieves Guild, You Can’t Kill Anyone.

Jackson: You kidnapped him?

Scott: …Yes?

Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.

Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?

Stiles: *offended*

Liam: They kidnapped you too?

oda’s descriptions of dazai in the dark era light novel are so devastating

“Dazai’s expression as he placed a finger on his forehead and approached the enemy—that of a child about to burst into tears—remained burned into my eyes.”

“‘He’s sharp-witted with a mind like a steel trap. And he’s just a child—a sobbing child abandoned in the darkness of a world far emptier than the one we’re seeing.’”

he just saw him as a child who yearned to be saved

Sam: It's really dark here

Gabriel: Don't worry I got this

Gabriel: *stomps heelies*

Gabriel: *slips and falls*

Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers

Sam: I'm glad it's dark

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

Im playing Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga when out of nowhere, after solving a puzzle, I come across this adorable little interaction.

BB-8: (grateful chirps)

Obi-wan: How delightful

Aziraphale: Why would you believe in something awful when you could believe in something wonderful?

Crowley: Don't make me an optimist, you will ruin my life.

OMG

I've been drawing Tighnari for the past hour. Bot only do I evidently have a problem, but I'm hoping it will grant me good luck in actually getting him.

okay i’m sure someone has said this before, but we were robbed of long-term cons/undercover stories on Supernatural.

like, all the hilarious scenes of them pretending to be anything other than FBI agents, but make it weeks of undercover work?

Sam goes undercover and Gabe keeps popping in at random times, so the entire frat house stages an intervention where they first go to Sam to tell him “buddy it’s okay, you don’t have to hide your boyfriend”

and then they go to Gabe and are like “listen if you hurt him, we will beat you up”

Sam and Gabe are not dating, but “oh no he’s just an angel who tends to fuck me over and help me, so i’m cautious” is not a good defense

so Sam and Gabe are dating now for the run of this undercover mission

Dean and Cas are continuously mistaken as a couple

they bring Claire and/or Jack along for a mission, and everyone goes “oh your teenage daughter/son —” and Dean can’t even tell them no

(like give me We’re the Millers vibes but actually funny)

there are fun montages where we switch between one Winchester brother of them at a tupperware party and another fighting a monster, and both scenes are framed as Scary AF

Bobby visits them while they’re undercover and he never comes up with a fake identity, he’s always The Dad

(they don’t talk about it, but Bobby goes very soft when someone calls him Dean or Sam’s dad)

Dean goes undercover with only Claire at one point, and everyone assumes he was a teenage dad and is now a single dad prematurely graying because Claire is a wild child, and Dean is like “no- actually you are correct that is exactly what happened”

Bobby and Ellen go undercover and their cover was friends, but everyone assumes they’re elderly couple who found each other post-midlife crisis and are both already divorced/widowed once and they can’t correct them

Cas goes undercover as a Beekeeper at least once

Jack is de-aged and Dean and Cas are suddenly a cute gay couple with a toddler in a sub-urban neighbourhood

they have all gone undercover as a mechanic

Dean has also gone undercover as a journalist/photographer, especially if it’s related to any kind of music business

Dean and Jo have gone undercover as friends but everyone went “oh hey dude is that your sister” so they just rolled with it and never talked about the fact that people looked at them and immediately saw their behavioural similarities, the way they smile in a similar way, and thought “family”

Claire brings Kaia along, and Cas is now a dad helping his daughter and future daughter-in-law moving into their new flat together (they actually want to keep the flat at the end of the mission)

Sam gets to be a cool uncle to Jack when he goes undercover as a highschool/college student

just, the potential!

You say chonky baby Henry, I say Henry's default is pudgy and he just hasn't been eating enough. The minute Robert picks up on his bad eating habits and makes him eat dinner with him every day, he gets his Chonk back, and anyone crushing on him is absolutely screwed because he is So Cute and So Handsome and looks So Happy. The battle for his affections quickly involves giving him snacks and taking him to dinner. Bonus happy side effect; Rachel notices Hyde gaining a bit more weight and is relieved that he doesn't look like a drowned rat anymore.

Ooo hurt/comfort bonus though; Frankenstein makes some snarky comments about his weight just trying to get under his skin and the Lodgers fukkin POUNCE and go off about body shaming. Frankenstein is in trouble for a while, especially with Maijabi (Henry's science dad), Rachel (who's been trying to get Henry to eat more for forever), and Robert (who JUST got Henry to start forming healthier habits).

CHONKY HENRY SUPREMACY.

I did confirm yesterday that I am a chonky bastard, and while chonk often can (keyword being CAN, not that it does always) make me uncomfortable, i LOVE chonky Henry. Chonky baby Henry chonky adult Henry GIVE THE MAN SOME FLUFF OK. Give me Henry being a fucking twig because he has a bad appetite and problems with remembering to eat and the MOMENT Robert realizes how thin Henry has gotten, he makes sure that bastard EATS like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. Henry slowly but surely 1) getting a good appetite and 2) getting his chonk back because the chonk is natural and it's just like he is growing back into his skin. Actually having energy and his body actually functioning and Henry actually getting happy chemicals because he isn't starving. All those swooning for him swooning HARDER because he looks handsome and happy and ESPECIALLY when he actually has some fluff. Also henry getting stronger because his body can actually work on his muscles yes and PLEASE.

Frankenstein would be such a hypocrite about Henry and his tiny bit of chonk because she is built like a fucking bulldog. Maybe she would say that he is getting chonk because he is a lazy bastard and a rich aristocrat or whatever and teh Lodgers. WOULD POUNCE at her. Grab her by her collar and shake her like DONT YOU SEE THAT HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SICK CHIHUAHUA ANYMORE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. I just... yes <3 Also projecting more hurt comfort by having Henry feel guilty and having those words nagging in him only for Maijabi, Rachel, Robert, and Jasper to just hug the shit out of him because dont he DARE think that it's NOT GOOD that he has chonk. Just. Yes pls <3

Sinners by Lauren Aquilina is what The Captain deserved.

Assigning (some) BBC Ghosts characters songs with no explanation (Based on my playlist), to feed my hyperfixation.

Captain: War of Hearts-Ruelle, Little Miss Perfect-Taylor Louderman, Let me Down Slowly-Alec Benjamin

Allison: Vampire-Olivia Rodrigo

Fanny: Labour- Paris Paloma, Nymphology-Melanie Martinez, Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds

Thomas: Average-Sushi Soucy, The Knife in my Back-Alec Benjamin, Cry Baby-Melanie Martinez, The Lakes-Taylor Swift

Kitty: Candy-Robbie Williams, The Family Jewels-Marina and The Diamonds