Sporadicsharkdeer - Silly Little Guy Time

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

There are like 5 rules to follow in order to survive a bunch of creepy mosters and entities who want to kill you.

One of them is NOT GOING INTO A CREEPY COFFIN THAT WILL TRAP YOU ALIVE.

ARE YOU LISTENING JON!??!?!?!

To Sannikov Land, which does not exist and never has.

i really loved you, you know?

Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

"your gender is what is in your pants"

me, pulling out a fanart of jonathan sims: yippie!!

Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

it's been a hot minute since I've drawn the canon cast