Me At 3 A.M In The Kitchen Eating Something In The Darkness And Then Suddenly The Lights Turn On.

Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.

Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?

Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.

Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*

I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.

Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.

Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN

The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.

In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash

skirby has the energy of that kidz bop bring me to life cover and pretends to be all emo and edgy and shit but actually couldnt even kill a fly without crying and dmk always has to order for him because whenever he tries to speak to strangers he turns into that “have you ever had a dream” kid

I’ve never actually heard it and looked it up to confirm. HE REALLY DOES.

You have defined him in such a concise, relatable way that cannot be refuted on any point.

"You're lucky it's already Friday over here."

taking down eldritch horror and gods is just a normal tuesday huh

Very proud of that piece 💙

whoops forgot the Wendigo claw shadow

humorously decided to try a filter while taking a photo of my crispy-ass french fries

Thank you all, now I know what to look out for.

Tea drinkers read this!!!

If you buy pre-made herbal tea blends (usually have names like Bedtime, Calm, etc) check the ingredients. I just saw a Nighttime blend that had St. Johns Wort in it, which can be dangerous when mixed with some medications. Talk to you doctor what herbs you should avoid. (Especially when you want to ingest st. Johns wort or mugwort) 

 A simple hint to remember is just because its in a food store, doesn’t mean its safe. 

Ain’t lettin’ no Stalchild kill me tonight, uh-uh. *sassy finger wave*

I cried

Just watched 'Weathering with you' and I love the concept of a bunch of runaway siblings from royalty, living together in a cramped apartment, trying to survive a large city.

And also i like putting modern stuff in HK.

this... this is true savagery right here.

Reblogging for "Brothers Grimmsnarl"

Toxtricity in the City

Brothers Grimmsnarl

Dubwool Whammy

My Sandaconda don't want none