skirby has the energy of that kidz bop bring me to life cover and pretends to be all emo and edgy and shit but actually couldnt even kill a fly without crying and dmk always has to order for him because whenever he tries to speak to strangers he turns into that “have you ever had a dream” kid
I’ve never actually heard it and looked it up to confirm. HE REALLY DOES.
You have defined him in such a concise, relatable way that cannot be refuted on any point.
I was literally the first one to reply and then two people agreed so the poster was like "aight, it's official"
WHY DID PEOPLE AGREE
half-pint of blueberry cheesecake ice cream
Skrael: I will destroy you all!
(Y/n): *hugging Skrael it they're chest* shhhh, it's ok my love, it's ok *kisses skrael's head
Skrael: *starts Blushing and stuttering*
humorously decided to try a filter while taking a photo of my crispy-ass french fries
Reblogging for "Brothers Grimmsnarl"
Toxtricity in the City
Brothers Grimmsnarl
Dubwool Whammy
My Sandaconda don't want none
meguca
But can you share pictures of the insect chocolates?? Asking for... spider reasons.
ok it’s time i made a post on artisanal insect chocolate startups
Actually, they're based off demons, so their designs are technically already correct enough. They're not yetis. They're Oni.
zetis need to be more like YETIS so i made redesigns
I ignored a previous hashtag
psst
*slides you the photo*
you didn't hear it from me
UGH
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT