Momo Could So Easily Cheat At Any Board Game

You with my dads gf fr

IF YOU FUCK MY DADS GF THEN YOU HAVE TO CARE FOR HER KID TOO DUMMY

AS IF ID CARE, ILL DO ANYTHING FOR A MILF

HAPPY PRIDE WHORES!!

Oh straight people 😔

My C!MCYT headcannons pt. 2

Heyyyy I remembered I actually can post shit on Tumblr and I promised a part 2 so here it is please enjoy! Please note this is all my own opinion and that I apologize if you dislike them, I may change certain aspects of already created lore and some parts of Minecraft as a whole to fit my ideals better.

TWs: cursing, death, mentioned witchcraft (????), death, “accounting” (Wil said Sally was an accountant and we all know what that truly means), possession, abandonment, trauma (ig?)

- witchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponk- Ponk is a doctor in the SMP (I can’t remember if this is cannon or nah but it is in this reality) when someone gets hurt on the SMP they usually go to him, but because most medicines and such in Minecraft are y’know potions he knows his way around them and as a joke people call Ponk a witch-doctor.  He’ll give people all kinds of neat potions and such to help them recover faster or ease pain, and since to make the complicated potions needed for his lien of work he ends up falling into the hole of witchcraft.

- Charlie knows more than he lets on, he’s been around for thousands of years- and is the same age if not older than Philza (who I hc to be almost 33,000+ years old).  He’s definitely seen some shit, he just may not want to reveal or accept what he’s seen, because of this he puts on the mask of knowing little about the world to shield not only himself but also those he cares about from the horrors he’s seen through the years.

- I am in support of Demon Sapnap, he’s like a hybrid of whatever tf Bad is and to me it just makes more sense that a demon would adopt another demon.

- “if Bad adopted Sapnap would he count as a dilf?” “Ace shut your mouth.”

- (After being reminded of Puffy’s boundaries, I am changing this to only speak of my dad!Schlatt and son!Tubbo theory) Tubbo is Schlatt’s son, or at the very least we think he is, for my headcannons I’m just saying they are.  Tubbo’s mom I’d assume was either human or some other horned hybrid (probably another sheep hybrid) but due to Schlatt’s alcohol problems and bad attitude she probably left him not long after Tubbo was born which lead to Schlatt being unable to take care of him and his addictions getting worse yadda yadda. AND NO HE WAS NOT ADOPTED BY PHIL.

- while we’re still on the topic of Puffy- they use to be a pirate captain, but settled down after a while then later adopted Foolish.  But Foolish was not the cause of her leave, but rather she needed a break for the dangerous pirate life which lead her to the SMP.  She stayed for a while but by the time she was finally ready her crew had already left her behind because she had taken too long.  She eventually forgot about her days as a pirate until many years later when she found the ship again.

- Tubbo and Ranboo have confirmed that their C!characters are indeed in a romantic relationship but I’m not ready to accept that Tubbo fell in love with the enderman he was suppose to steal money from. (He can do better smh ✋🙄)

- Ranboo teleports in his sleep which is the only way Tubbo is actually able to go to sleep because it means that there is no longer a monster nearby since they keep Micheal in a separate house (if I’m remembering lore correctly that is).

- purpled is an alien, what kind of alien we don’t know.

- Sally wasn’t an accountant that deals with letters and numbers, she was an “Accountant”.  She ran away with Wilbur to live happily with their child, but then cause Salmon don’t lie very long she died of natural causes.  Wilbur was thrown in a deep, deep, depression which somehow lead him down the path of making a drug van.

- If Velvet (antforst’s significant other) joined the SMP there are two things that may happen. 1.  He’d be able to undo whatever the egg did to Ant.  The whole true love conquers all trope but in a different way, it’s still true love but instead it’s giving Ant the motivation he needs to fight back against the egg and possibly helping save everyone else. 2.  He’d join the egg in order to be with Ant just as Bad did for Skeppy, history repeating itself almost.  Though I think it’d be 1 instead there is still this possibility, the Egg lures people in through empty promises of giving them their greatest desires, and Velvet’s greatest desire would most likely to be with Ant.  This lead to Velvet’s possession, yada yada, bam! More food for the fan artists.

- Dream is homeless but also not, like he has a house but it’s not his and he’s rarely there.  So someone on the SMP (idk who, probably Foolish) had built him a house as a gift in the earlier days of the SMP, but nobody knew of it other than person who built it.  But the person who built it still technically owns it making it their house and not Dreams, because of this Dream isn’t there often since he was too busy, then he went to Prison and it was basically abandoned.

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

totally blown away to have found out this iconic scary picture is actually just of an animatronic halloween decoration. That picture and the Russian Sleep Experiment story had me in an absolute chokehold when i was a little kid, and even when i got older and accepted that it was fake, I still could never exactly account for what it was in that picture. Assumed it was some really good prosthetics, made for a macabre art piece or, I hoped, for some really obscure horror movie that I might be able to find someday. Nope! his name is Spazm and he’s from Spirit Halloween

I was about to go to bed when I saw I had 99+ notifs (which just keep counting!) and I’m ugly crying right now I didn’t think I’d get this far, thank you all so much for liking my artwork and thank you Eret for liking it as well.  I really didn’t think this would happen to thank you all so much 💕💕💕

Why tho I don’t do anything except the occasional art piece which usually gets deleted a few months later