I Was About To Go To Bed When I Saw I Had 99+ Notifs (which Just Keep Counting!) And I’m Ugly Crying

Apps and sites like this already exist- all you need is someone’s full name and you can find out anything about them.  In my town we have a thing that tells the basic about every citizen living there, I searched my mom up on there and they had information that at least in my family would be classified as ‘what’s said in the house, stays in the house’ type shit.

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The towns people are extremely scared of this evil and powerful witch that lives in the surrounding forest, nobody knows her name all they know is if you try to get near her she’ll curse you.

the truth is, the witch in question is extremely anti-social and putting curses on the over-friendly towns people was the only way to get them off her back.  She’s not evil, she just wants to collect herbs and medicines in peace.

Bout fucking time bitch

The demons have gotten to me, i'm in my Eddie simp era now

AAVE is not TikTok Slang 

AVE is not TikTok slang, not generational slang etc. It's AAVE that gets popularized by others in their communities and repeated to the point online of it being labeled as such. Point blank. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk 🙃

Shoutout to all the ladies above 5″5, y’all are so pretty and I love you so much and I’m so glad I can be tall like you.  Embrace your height and embrace your body, your deserve all the self-love and external-love you receive.  I love you all have a great day <3

OH MY GODFFFRZEGARFDXFGFFVDTHF SMILEY OPENED HIS FUCKING EYES! BRO MUST’VE BEEN SO SHOOK

Who is this man

Rad feminist hating bimbos makes me so mad bitch