Cult of the Lamb x Alice in Wonderland / Alice: Madness Returns crossover AU idea
Taking aspects and aesthetics from each and mashing them together with some tweaks to make up an AU that I may or may not write a multishot chapter fic for. Narilamb included + possible Leshycat
AU summary:
After following a one-eyed rat and falling into Wonderland, The Lamb is captured and sentenced to death by decapitation, only to be saved last second by a mysterious grinning cat.
They learn that they are a Lamb of prophecy: the one to defeat the tyranical rulers of Wonderland: King Leshy, Queen Heket, King Kallamar, and Majesty Shamura to free wonderland from their oppressive rule. The rulers keep an iron grip on this world's inhabitants by threatening with their own abilities, as well as a promise of a monster under their control. Legend says that there was also a fifth ruler long ago, and rumors say that after a argument, that the royal siblings either sealed him away, or fed him to the monster they claim to keep.
Yet no one has laid eyes on this creature in nearly a thousand years. Not that anyone wants to risk that, though.
Making friends and mad allies alike, the Lamb traverses through Wonderland with a three-eyed and constantly smiling cat as their trustworthy guide, who although helpful, shares little of his own motives as to why he's assisting the Lamb in the first place.
(Tags for this AU will be 'Wonderlamb Au')
Once again, I am using my headcanons in this.
Shamura, showing the picture of another god they have to kill: and this is our next objective.
Kallamar: I could take them.
Shamura: I do not doubt your abilities in combat but I do not think you could beat them in a fight.
Kallamar: a fight...? Yeah, no, I could never beat them in a duel.
Shamura: then what were you talking about?
Kallamar:
Shamura: what were you talking about
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Leshy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Narinder, walking in the room with the biggest tome about necromancy you can imagine: You know what I’ve realized?
Heket: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Narinder: Nice try, anyways-
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Basically their last discussion before Narinder got chained:
Shamura: What is wrong with you?
Narinder: Many, many things...
Narinder: And most of them are your fucking fault.
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Shamura, newly crowned and on their way to kill their first god: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
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Narinder, four years old: I want to grow up to be like Shamura!
Kallamar, already done with everything: that's called developing a socipathic disorder.
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Leshy: Heyyy Narinder, how’s your… drink??
Narinder: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.
Leshy: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*
Narinder: *Looks to coffee maker*
*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*
Narinder:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.
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Heket: I typed "whiny bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Kallamar:
Heket: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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Leshy: Cronch.
Leshy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.
Shamura: No, don’t—
Leshy: Too late.
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Shamura: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you we're in a fucking war.
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Leshy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Narinder: I only like dark humor.
Leshy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Narinder:
Leshy: An IMPASTA!
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Leshy, first time visiting a zoo: What are they in for?
Shamura: Leshy, this isn't prison.
Leshy: So they can leave?
Shamura: No, but-
Leshy, pointing at a bird: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Shamura: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Kallamar: Narinder, probably.
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Leshy: Hey, Heket, where are you going?
Heket: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Heket: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. Do you want an happy meal?
made a dry point print of rw's official art piece. noice
og image:
made her a lil... hat? knitted headscarf.. thing
movin to the beat of the transcendental cha cha cha
SO TRUE
like. I see a beautiful person(or character) and my brain goes "PRETTY" and "I need that THING" but at the same time doesn't want something romantic/sexual with them
What I say: Damn, that guy's hot.
What I mean: I love that facial structure. I need to study it, learn to draw it, and use it for my art. Also, I want that haircut.
more mafia au stuff cause the brainrot's getting me(spoilers for chapter 2)
ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ ɪ'ᴅ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪғ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ɢᴏᴅ ɪ'ᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ʙᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
Damn I tried to finish it for 31st but miserably failed. Anyway, happy Halloween to everybody!
♬ BABY BUGS — AUTOTHEIST
Alternate scene for Trod 'Drunken Gods' chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage'