Another Round Of Incorrect Quotes About The Bishops

Another round of incorrect quotes about the bishops

Once again, I am using my headcanons in this.

Shamura, showing the picture of another god they have to kill: and this is our next objective.

Kallamar: I could take them.

Shamura: I do not doubt your abilities in combat but I do not think you could beat them in a fight.

Kallamar: a fight...? Yeah, no, I could never beat them in a duel.

Shamura: then what were you talking about?

Kallamar:

Shamura: what were you talking about

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Leshy: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

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Narinder, walking in the room with the biggest tome about necromancy you can imagine: You know what I’ve realized?

Heket: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Narinder: Nice try, anyways-

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Basically their last discussion before Narinder got chained:

Shamura: What is wrong with you?

Narinder: Many, many things...

Narinder: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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Shamura, newly crowned and on their way to kill their first god: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Narinder, four years old: I want to grow up to be like Shamura!

Kallamar, already done with everything: that's called developing a socipathic disorder.

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Leshy: Heyyy Narinder, how’s your… drink??

Narinder: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee.

Leshy: You sure?? *Looks to coffee maker*

Narinder: *Looks to coffee maker*

*Cement sitting beside the coffee maker*

Narinder:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead.

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Heket: I typed "whiny bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Kallamar:

Heket: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Leshy: Cronch.

Leshy: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Shamura: No, don’t—

Leshy: Too late.

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Shamura: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you we're in a fucking war.

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Leshy: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Narinder: I only like dark humor.

Leshy, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Narinder:

Leshy: An IMPASTA!

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Leshy, first time visiting a zoo: What are they in for?

Shamura: Leshy, this isn't prison.

Leshy: So they can leave?

Shamura: No, but-

Leshy, pointing at a bird: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Shamura: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Kallamar: Narinder, probably.

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Leshy: Hey, Heket, where are you going?

Heket: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Heket: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s. Do you want an happy meal?