I Think It’s So Cruel Of SJM To Make Tharion Canonically An Ass Man….

I think it’s so cruel of SJM to make Tharion canonically an ass man….

Like, my boy lives UNDERWATER where the majority of people have TAILS (no butts)

It’s so sad 😞

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The best part about the bat boys being outrageously old is that I’ll never grow older than them. It’s not like they are 25 and I’ll eventually have to stop crushing on them cause I’ll be too old. No. I will be 70 and still be young to them. There would still be a chance… you know… if they weren’t fictional

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“Sarah J Maas is definitely gonna announce the new Acotar book this year!” - me in 2024 🤓

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