Just Thinking About How When The Bat Boys Were Teenagers They Were Sneaking Wine While Rhys’s Mom Was

Just thinking about how when the bat boys were teenagers they were sneaking wine while Rhys’s mom was out of town and they spilled it on the couch and freaked out so hard they threw all of their magic into trying to get rid of the stain just to end up permanently preserving the wine stain on the couch

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11 months ago

When Rhys was UTM Feyre said he was pale but then when she saw him a few months later he was tan from the sun. So that means that the Fae can tan. Which brings me to my question. Do Illyrians have really weird tan lines from constantly wearing fighting leathers?


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10 months ago

After UTM a few months pass where Feyre is alive and “okay”, is it ever mentioned if she made contact with her sisters to let them know she was alive? Because last time they saw her she was going off to single-handedly rescue a High lord from the strongest fae in Prythian….

I know she didn’t visit them, but did she write a note? Between her leaving for UTM and then coming to them for help, about half a year passes. Did she let them know she is alive?


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10 months ago

Acotar headcanon:

Okay, so you know how when Nesta is kidnapped and forced to perform the blood rite, Cassian is freaking out thinking that she could be dead and he might not even know it. Then Azriel assures him that if she died Cassian would know because they are mates….

Well what if there was a fae (maybe Azriel, idk) and they lived in Pythian but their mate was mortal and lived in another world (I definitely think that some mates are currently separated by worlds). And since they are mortal every time they die their fated mate feels it. Same with every time they are reincarnated (I also think that in the SJM universe characters are reincarnated) (more on that theory later)


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Suriel appreciation post

I miss the Suriel SO MUCH

Like in the first 3 Acotar books he was just stirring up so much ✨drama✨

He didn’t need to tell Feyre to “stay with the high lord” (didn’t need to phrase it like that either) but he just couldn’t help himself.

Also that bit in ACOMAF when he is telling Feyre about the flower and he just casually drops that Rhysand is her mate. She’s all shocked and he’s just like “oh, you didn’t know” 😏

I CRIED so hard when he died. He just wanted to eat chicken, wear a warm coat, and dream of a better future. 🐓🧥🌌


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Sometimes I think it would just be easier for Bryce if she carried around an industrial strength flashlight to blind people


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My little sisters recently turned 19 and now I’m freaking out… cause what do you mean Feyre was only 19 in ACOTAR??? The same age as my little sisters??? There’s no way I’d let them date a 500 year old man 😤


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I cannot stress this enough

When Azriel eventually does have a romance plot line I NEED it to have k-drama level pining and angst.

Don’t get me wrong ACOSF was fun and all but you know what would be more fun???

Azriel acting like a leading man in a K-drama. Sad backstory. Stoic but kind. Trying to be indifferent meanwhile he’s suffocating under the weight of his feelings


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