No Person Should Think About ACOTAR As Often As I Think About ACOTAR.

I am by no means a Tamlin advocate, but do y’all think that he himself had to move and bury the bodies of his Mother, Father, and two brothers after Rhys and Rhys Dad killed them?

When the inner circle eats dinner at the townhouse what do you think that looks like? Food wise I mean? Like is it the kind of thing where all the food is in the middle and everyone helps themselves or is it more like a restaurant where everyone is served? Do they all eat the same thing or do some of them have dietary preferences? Surely Cassian (the guy who is a 6 foot something solid block of muscle) isn’t eating the same amount of food as Elain? So do they have different portion sizes?

(There is no need for me to think about this this hard I just have ACOTAR brain rot)

I think that SJM will do that double perspective thing she did for ACOSF

I definitely think he can manipulate his shadow. He probably hides it during spy work

The Elriel vs. Gwynriel vs. (insert non canon/ non confirmed ship here) debate has my head SPINNING.

I am WEAK

and FORGETFUL

and I have not read the books in a little over a year.

I have trouble remembering major canon events! Let alone every side relationship in perfect detail!

So when I see pro ship quotes from the books taken out of context, I’m like “ yeah, that makes sense”

I’m switching alliances every five minutes 😭

I fully believe that if Nesta hadn’t clawed out the power from the cauldron and pissed it off, it would have made her an Illyrian with wings

Cassian one the last poll so he’s out of the running

The one you don’t choose to marry is by default the one you choose to kill 👀

I don’t know about y’all but I haven’t heard much about ACOTAR outside of the current Shipwar ( probably my fault cause I can’t stop interacting with the Azriel tags)

So here are some of my non romance related theories for the books:

- Azriel or Cassian is actually Rhys half brother

- Nesta is going to become high lady dusk court

- Elain is hiding part of her powers

- Truth teller is not just a knife it’s a scrying device (I have a post on this)

- We are gonna see Briar (from ACOWAR) again

- The people of Hewn city are being affected by the evil of the mountain/ there is some hidden evil (Asteri???) sleeping under the mountain

- Each of the 3 mountains of Pyrithian have a portal that connects to another world/ dimension

- The monolith on top of Ramiel takes you to the place you need to be the most

- Reincarnation is a thing and either Cassian or Nesta is a reincarnation of Enalius

- Amren is ‘from our world’

- Elain is going to be apart of a coven

Not a day goes by that I don’t think about how Cassian bought Nesta the first book in existence and then threw it into the Sidra

Allergies I think ACOTAR characters have (canon/not canon)

Nesta- pollen

Cassian- pollen

Feyre- dairy

Rhys- cats

Azriel- tree nuts

Tamlin- eggs

Gwyn- soy

Elain- ants

Eris- shellfish

Helion- latex

Amren- people

Mor- wheat