So... They Are Lying To Us All This Time Just To Sell Things??

So... They are lying to us all this time just to sell things??

Wait, if they are lying about that then what else are-

ARE ALL HOLIDAYS FAKE?!

<p><span style="color:#364870">...How do epilepsy and bee-keeping relate to valentines...? I mean, I guess honey makes sense, but epilepsy??</span></p><p><span style="color:#364870">I literally just learned of this holiday! And now it's confusing me--</span></p>

Ah, is the saint's fault!

And Chaucer's, of course... But so many-many things are Chaucer's fault, anyway, so...

Saints are patrons of stuff, in Christianity. Sometimes this stuff has to do with their lives, sometimes not. Lils knows of Valentine's healing-the-blind-daughter-of-his-jailer-thing, but yet he be the patron saint of epilepsy instead, which is funn-y!

Anyway, the connection of Valentine's day to romance an' love is a contrivance of the High Middle Ages, propagated by this Chaucer guy! An' he might've been inspired by the Lupercalia thingy, Lils thinks. Chaucer do be the kind to weave prior traditions in his fantasy of observances.

An' then commercialisation came, an' Valentine's spread from the United Kingdom to all the places the United Kingdom touched!

Point is, Sei-ka, that Valentine's Day has very-very little to do with Valentinus the Roman martyr. Is anachronistic embellishments, for the most part! Valentinus the martyr is patron saint of beekeepers an' epilepsy an' fainting, but Valentine's Day the commercialised, secular Hallmark holiday is day of love!

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1 year ago

Agreed but also spooked that you're somehow reading my mind! D :

remember to pay attention to me btw. remember to pay attention and to be in love with me. btw. right now


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1 year ago

*imitating a game show sound*

That is correct!!! See? Lils gets it~!

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

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1 year ago

'When a door closes another opens up' or so mom says, IDK we changed connections which isn't as easy as it sounds...

Apparently, sending messages from the void is haaaaard-!

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiils!!!!!! I found you, I missed you, I found you~~!

Sei-ka? You found Lils? How did you find Lils?


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1 year ago

No fights!!!

I will be everyone's friend!!!! : D

MISCHIEF CAN BE SHAAAARED~~

Get spammed

Get Spammed

be part of my crime syndicate


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1 year ago

That is some insane level of art skills, by the Gods, you are amazing~!!!

Finally Finished This Painting I Sketched Out Months Ago… Please Click For Better Quality I Know Tumblr

finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)


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1 year ago

Please don't die. 😑

aaaa another snake bite brb 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍


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1 year ago

That, is the dumbest fucking name! What are you?? A comic book character, Mr. Peter Parker? James Jonah Jameson?? Lmaoo what a riot!!

I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!

R3 stands for R.R.R. The full name isn't a thing any simpleton would know. Anyway...

I'm zeroing in on your Blurry friend's location. I will shoot... Unless V meets my demands, but knowing her, she will not. It's not like she ever cared about anything other than her own survival.

People like her don't belong in the upper ranks of our organization which seeks to uphold the glory of our nation. That's why she'll be purged from it by any means necessary.

-R3

...you don't scare Lils.


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1 year ago

(Hey tumblr mobile, can we please pleeeeeeease add custom font color options?? I'm very lazy to keep retroactively changing them so I might stop)


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10 months ago

What kind of notebooks?! Do you have a color preference? A paper preference? A SIZE PREFERENCE?!! Mooom!!! Oliver needs more notebooks!!!!!!!! ...I'm right here- We'll get you a delivery pronto! ...Do you have a limit as to how many we should get you? Child, please do not f̷̨̼͇̀̓͆͛̈́͘͝l̴̡͓̜̹͗̂ͅͅŏ̵̦͕̥͇̞͖͍̟̋̈̈́̉̕͝ͅo̴̗͚͐̂̈͊d̵͓̥̤͙̘̒ your friend's home with ǹ̵̡̨͇̘̈́͒̀͝ͅo̶̧̬̬͓͍̞̓̎͊̎t̵̨̹̝͔͂̌̌́̕͝ē̶̙͈̂̋͐̄͝b̶̢̳̺̩̫͎̝̭̐̊o̸̻̬̪̜̠̲͇͑͂̈́̊͝o̶̡͑̃̊͘ķ̸̜̋́͐s̶͓̯̗̱̫͍̱̘͔͙̟͌̀͌͋̉͛̽͗͆.̵̧̦̱̳͕̺̅̄͗͜͜.̴̧̡̧̳̮͖̘̲̖͍̃̀͋́̒͜͝.̴̡̹̭̰̬̹͛̓ So less than 100, got it!!

I'm running out of notebooks.


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1 year ago

😐

I should just have said that-

@sugarandpoisonspikes Something hard to pronounce that I won't even try to guess!!

(cont. from last thread)


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That's where me and mom live! And there's our place up there! And there's theee- Actually, I don't know... Was that always there?

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