'When A Door Closes Another Opens Up' Or So Mom Says, IDK We Changed Connections Which Isn't As Easy

Of course! I can't choose so why would I make you~?!

Eclipse party!!! Eclipse party!!! ECLIPSE PARTYYYY!!!!!

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A bunch of them were mom tho- Maybe this is cheating...? Naaaaah!!

Probably a snake! Snakes are cool~~

@timeless-fable @rusted-clocks @rosegoldgears @local-ragamuffin @toccata-i-voir @commissionsdarian realizing that memorizing tags is hard-

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

@harleyacoincidence @olive-riggzey @what-do-bunyips-look-like @rat-detector @spoonspooker @very-clever-name @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @frostedlemonwriter @seikaisinthevoid @littlemissartemisia @alwaysoutofpaper @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @kaylinalexanderbooks @ghostenluvs

Hey moooom!! Why do these people have a picture of you?!

...That's not-

Are you sure? It matches the description you gave the other day...!

Be Not Afraid

So... They are lying to us all this time just to sell things??

Wait, if they are lying about that then what else are-

ARE ALL HOLIDAYS FAKE?!

<p><span style="color:#364870">...How do epilepsy and bee-keeping relate to valentines...? I mean, I guess honey makes sense, but epilepsy??</span></p><p><span style="color:#364870">I literally just learned of this holiday! And now it's confusing me--</span></p>

Ah, is the saint's fault!

And Chaucer's, of course... But so many-many things are Chaucer's fault, anyway, so...

Saints are patrons of stuff, in Christianity. Sometimes this stuff has to do with their lives, sometimes not. Lils knows of Valentine's healing-the-blind-daughter-of-his-jailer-thing, but yet he be the patron saint of epilepsy instead, which is funn-y!

Anyway, the connection of Valentine's day to romance an' love is a contrivance of the High Middle Ages, propagated by this Chaucer guy! An' he might've been inspired by the Lupercalia thingy, Lils thinks. Chaucer do be the kind to weave prior traditions in his fantasy of observances.

An' then commercialisation came, an' Valentine's spread from the United Kingdom to all the places the United Kingdom touched!

Point is, Sei-ka, that Valentine's Day has very-very little to do with Valentinus the Roman martyr. Is anachronistic embellishments, for the most part! Valentinus the martyr is patron saint of beekeepers an' epilepsy an' fainting, but Valentine's Day the commercialised, secular Hallmark holiday is day of love!

This is how I win every hide-and-seek game against Seika.

That's because you cheeeeeeat...!!

Hiding between dimensions is not cheating, it's an advantage.

I̷̡̛̱͍̫̱͍̳̖̣̗͓͓̠̰̿̑̄͂̌͐̀́͆̀͂̽̎̂̅̐͐̏̏͑͛̃̇͒͆̈͆̀̂̈̿͛͒́́͗̈́͑̿͆̾̂́̄̓̊̒͗́͂̎̎͑͊̏̎̀͆̌̆̑̅̈̏̎͘͘̚̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅ ̵̡̧̧̢̡̧͍̹̳̼̬͕̱͚̭̦͉̥̣͍̖͖͕͓̺͍̻̲̬͎͕̮̖̰͈̖̺̩̺̖̯̣̞̦͔̤̬̤̭̪̟̓͐́͗̈́̏̊̑͜ͅs̶̢̧̧̧̡̧̨̧̛̛̝̰̺͕̖̞̬̮̠͔̯͉̜͍̪͙̣͓͙̹͎̮̬͎͇̞̰͖̭̫̞̟̳̮͙͓̹̼͈̭͎̦̦̗̩͕͓̥̱̓̀͒̐́̀̒̂͆͛̋̑̈̒̄̂͌̏̔͊͘͘͝͠ç̸̨̧̡̧̢̢̳̦̠̖̜̱̹̤̜͎̘̲̹̬͇̱͖̰̰̝̮̙̳̗̗͓̣̥̘͈̲̱̻̺͙͇̭̖̮̭̘̳̣̺͉̺͈̣͙̪̬̰̬̲̮̥̯̲͔͇̬̺̦̮̠̭̬̣̳̫͍̹͎̳͌̉̽̀͂͛̎̀̔̋͊̔͐̉̀̇͑̇̀͋̔̆̄̌̽̿̍̽̊̾̃̊̀͋̀͆͒͋͛̓͐̌͐̒̚͜͜͠͠͝͝ą̶̨̨̨̡͇̹̹̯͇̪̲̠̬̦̙̞͍̯̖̘͓̙̱̙̞̟͙͓̗̗̠͎͎̰͖̬͕͖̬̙̱̺̮̳̻̩͎͎̳̤͕̝̯̮͍̗̮̝̤̠͈̤̯̱̭̯͓̼͚̄͗̈́̃̀́͛̆̈́̅̄̅̊̐͑̋̐̈́̇̉̓̉̓͆̐̌̇̍̍͛̊̀̃͛̈̀͋̇̑͂̓͋̀̉̂̎̈́̀̊̎̀͂̿͂̽͋̿̈̄͌͛̆̽̒̐̇̓̋̄͐̓̕̕͘̕͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅr̷̡̨̡̡̝̤̞̰̟̲̫̹͚̜͕̭̳͎͇̲̫̪͖̮̬͚̥̬̠͈͍͍̻̘̗̪̦̹̪̖͔̙̗͚͖͎̣̻̫̱͇̦̼͙̝̹̗͎̰̦̭̭̲͌͊͌͑̔̑̒̒̍̇̈̚͜͝e̵̢̢̨̢̨̟͍̳̘̙͕̩͖̺̹̣̩̗͈̺̲͓̳̺̲̦̤̜̞̙̥̺̣͎̙̪̲͎̩̖̲̤͓̯̯̥̱̥̥̱̖̫̹̤̱̜̯̒͐̔̆̀̉̏͜͠ͅͅͅd̴̨̨̧̢̢̨̛̛̜͈̼͔̣͍̩̟̜̳̙̞̞̻̥̻̪̣͖̼͇̖͚̮̱̳̺̝͚̩͓̳̯̤͉̳͎̟̦̱̺̮͉̪͍̯̟̰̯͍̈́͊̓̉̇̾́̏͐̍̉̊̇̇̆͂̄̂́̌̓̈́̓̐̈́̄̊̋̑̋̀̔̓̄̋̂̄̌̐̍̄̆̏̔͐͗̈́̒̌̑̇̓͂̌̆̃̂͘̕̕͘̚͘͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ ̵̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̩̠̱̺̤͈͓̣͖̯͇̙̞̖̻̳͙̺̞͎̞̪̻͕̩͖̮͇̈́̃̓͗̍͐́̇̊͋̽̿̂̐̊͐̉̃̈́̊̌̎̌̍͋͛̈́͆̓̆̆́͋̒̅̓̂̅͗̎̿͆͌̎̃̀͒̇̎̇͂̏̓̑͗̑̒͗̈́̔͌̍̀̈̏̂͐̀̃͐͘͘̕͠͝͠͝ͅͅh̷̢̡̨̡̧̨̧̧̨̠̲͎͇͍͈̮͙͍̻̻̳̯̱̟̮͍̬̟̪̟̜͈̤̖̘͇̻̦͉͍͚̙̻̘̞̻̗͓̗͔̞̣͇̲̳̱̬̲̺̗̝͓̺͔͙͕̣̭̲̩͉̎̔͒͜͝ͅį̵̢̧̧̧̲̯̩̦͕͎͈̪͉̝̯̩̠͉̻̪̗̬͚̮͕̤̦̤̩̫̲̦͖̙̹̞͈̰̦̘͙̪̖̥̯̳̇̋́͋̀̒͂̈́̈́̑̇̅̽̆͌̉̀̌̓̒͆̈̀̂̔̃̓̒̇̂́́̇̆̑̓͛̈̚̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅṁ̷̨̡̛̛̜̥̝͇̬̰̬̖̲̦̖̼͙̮̪̤̹̰̤̭̗̱͈͈̦̘̥̜̘͓̖̩̭̗̗͚͖̯͔̦̔̎̋̀̆̊͊̉̈͌́̈́͊̎̂̃̏̀͐̀̎͊̇͑̅̈́̓͑͆͆̈́̑͒͑̐̇̄͑̇̂̿̍̽̄͂̾̍͂̽́͑̇̐̓̉͆͌̽̔̈́̃́̊̍͘̚͘̚͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅ ̷̧̜̞̱̟̖͍̱̝͈̤̤̺̖̗̣̖̻̼̱̯̙͕̙̙̼̞̄̐̐̒̏̓̔̾̉̉̇́̍̈́̄̾͌̔̌͗̓͐̾̓̂͆̂̀̈́̕͘͜͜͝͠ͅg̸̢̢̹͎͚͖̝̻͚̞̙͕̰̩͚̘̯̹͍̘̗̪̘̼͕̭̠͓̺̳̘̮͎͉̙̮̹͚̮͓͇͇̲͔̩̗̞̙̜̗̤̱̜͉͖̳̩̹̤̪͎̺̮̖̮̯̝̝̤̩̞̯̬̘̍͆͜ơ̷̛̛̛̦̌̌̉̆̊̑̊̓́̐̂̍̈͛̇̈̍̑̔͋̍̀͒̔̈́̃̄̽̎͌̓͒͆̿́͗̋́̄̀͛̓̈̈́͋̉̀͒̿̐͐̀̈͋̓̓̍̒͘̕͘͠͝͠͝͝͝ǫ̷̧̡̢̪͎̟̗̣̘̩͕͙̭̝̼̩̥͕̬̱̩̰̮̳͈̭̦̪̝͖̦̺̙͚̦̜̻͖̹̟̦̟̖̹͇̭̹͈̤̤͚͚͓͎̣̻̼͎̥̦͕͈͚̰͋̄͐̿̏͋͂̈́͊́̒̅͊͋͐́̿̍͊̂̃̾̈́̉̈́̍̋͊̊̌̆͆̇̈́́̈́̆̽͐̓̀̿̋̊͗̀̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅḑ̴̨̧̢̢̛̛̣͈̹̙̦̘̩̭̠̪̰̣̻̤̞̱̼̞͖̮̰̭͎̣͚͍͇̗̬͊̍̈́́͂̉́͑̓̍̐͛́̊́̇̾͐̋̇͘͘̚ͅ~̶͓̣̯̑́̾͆̿̀͂̄̾͘̚͠͝~̶̨̧̧̨̛̗̭̲̩̱̰͙͓̗̰͚̺̦̙͙̙̰̞͖̥͎̭̱̱͔̥̞̰͖͙͙̮̤̳̫̭͍̜͍͉̻͈̭̻̲̭̝͕̪̼̗̮̲̣̹̣̯̬̲̜̱̙̩͇͙̜̪̙̄̒̈́̔̔̎͐͐̓͂͊͛̀́̀̌͌̅̈́̆̔̂́̋͌̓̄͌̿̔̀̀͊̒̋̈́̇͌̈́̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͠

This is still my favorite interaction:

Hang on, gotta reblog for part 2...

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Elliot #2!!!!!! Did I get it right??

HECK YEAH WOMAN MONOPOLY! This is actually extremely dumb, but hey it's monopoly!!

[x]

*squiiiiiiint- squiiiint 'this is hard to read-'*

Um, hey mo-?

I̷ ̵k̴n̷o̶w̴.̷

...Oh, okay! Well then what do I answer with?

We answer with "̵̡̧̧̢̢̢̧̰̤͎͖̮̟̦͖̗̟͔̫̳̦̺̼̲̩̘̳̲̹͔̩̲̙̲́̉̆́͋̍̇̀̀̍̿̑̋͑̒̈͗̏̀̌̾̓̚̚̚̕͜ͅͅC̶̛̦̻̺͎̯͇̣͑̈́̒̆̑̅̒͐͑͒͐͗̓͋̐̆̄̓́̈́̏̋͋͋͋̄̊͋̃͗̑̚͘̕̕̚̕͘͝͠͝͝ ̷̡̢̧̨̜̣̗̜̯͉̖̙̼̤̫͈̟̗̻͍̦͉̮̮̝̣̳̺̪͈̞̣̪͉̝̩̹̥̱̘̳̭̹͎̲̪͋̋̍̇̀̋̈́̔͌͌̄̎͗̈́͂̀̑̽͑͆́̉̂̓͋̌̈́͒͊͒̽̐̏͋͛̉̾̓̿̈́̔̔̄̌͐̈́̄̄͆͘͘̕̕̕͜͜͝͝͝Ơ̷̡̡̨̢̧͇̪̫̥̭̳̝̩͕͈͎̜̬̣̤̪̭̩̥̟̯̺̟̩̲̼̟͇͙͚͈̬͙͚̺̪̺̝̦̭͉̻͍͕̜͖̥͉͕̹̣̖̬̮̙̘̩̔̉́́̔̉̌̀͝ ̷̧̧̢̢̛̟̺̤̳̫͈͓̪̠̘̯͚͓͔̯̖̙͇͚̪̙̻̱̬̠͖̪̱̭̹̻̟̖͎͉͖͖͕̥̤̭͓̫̘͖̻̆̃̌̌̅͒͒́̽͒͛̆̂̾͌͑̔̾͂̈́͗̑̈́̽͛́͑̎̀̔̏̔̏̽̄̐͒̒̌͌̽́̿͗̀́͊͋̈́̉̌́̍̂̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͠͝͝ͅơ̷̧̧̢̡̛̗̝̰̥͈̞̟̱̣̗̜̟̺͓̰͖̠̳̺̱͙̮͚̯̗̳͉͍͉͍̫̫̮͙̤̪̲̖͕̲͇̮͈̠͖̙̩̥̼̣͈͂͗͆̎̂̒̔̀͆̀̉̓̿́̿̽͑̒͛̋̽̽̓̓͒̇̇̓̆͗̄̾̎̋̌͛̈́̏̔̐͊͂̐̄͒̈̅̒̈́̔̅̾̉͘͜͜͜͝͠͝͠m̷̛͖̘͓̞̗͓͔̗̞̩̭͉̗̈́̒̃̊̑̈̓͆̀̑̄̈͒̋̓́̊̆̑̉͂̈́̔͂̀͐͑͂̍͋́͂̀͋͐̄̊̚̚̕̕͘͝͝Ǐ̴̛̺̫̠̫̹̝͇͖͎̳̥͍͚̘̀͐̉̂͐̊͐̎̿̾͂̒͗̾̐̂̎̓͊̓̆̈́̌͋̀̄̍̎̿̀́͌̎͛̈́͂͊͌͋̀͒̂̉͛̐͗̅͘̚̚̚͝͝͝͝ļ̵̛̱̲̲̟̟̫͔̭̜͈͔̲̺̱͖̺͖̖̮̩̗͎̙͚̰̳͖̲͈̖̱̳͇̳̲̫̺̳̣̱͈̭͍̥̑́͆̈́̽̅̾̇̊̃̒̈́́̐̾͌̕͘͝͠ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̡̛̛̛̼̣̦̦͇̳̣̞͍͓̼̟̰̹̤̹̻͖̠̝̳͓̤͖͓͈͙͓̗̾͋́͐̏̓͗̉̇̄̃͆̀̊̆̏͒̿͛̀̐̃̾̓̀͋̓̃̀͆̋̇̕̕̚͜͝͠͝Ḯ̸̢̛̛̛͖̹̟̥̗̲̗̮͙̥̥̦̂͊̈́̽͑̓̑͗̈͒͛̓̀̃̓̀̍͐̈̒̿̑̃̓̏̓̃͊͐̉̂̓̽́͌̅͆̑̐́̎̇͐̏̀͐̋̉͌͊͆̕̕͠͠͝I̴̢̡̧̛̱͔̝̻̰̤̼̰̞͉͎̳̰͇̺̣̠̖̗͖̱̜̠͓̞̱̜̠̜̞͚͙̯̰͔͙̥͚͈̤͗̂̄̿͋̃̇͐͑̍͂̓͛͑́̌̈́̾͊̔̏̎͊͂̾̈́̃ͅͅI̷̧̢̡͎̭̱̦̮̩̝̥͚͕̭̱̗̖͙̼̰̺͖̟͖͈̗͚̅̔͜ͅͅį̸̩̠̣̼̥͓̖̦̘̋̈́̑̀̏͆͑͊̀̍̋͑͊͋̀͗̈́̾̈́̓̐̎͗̅̂̑͋̈͌͌̎͘̚͘͠͝͝͝N̸͙̞̱̟̜̱̯̈́̋̄͂̿́͋͂̄̂̈́̓̊͐̓̓̊͛͛̊̃̀̎̔̍͛͛̽́̎̇͒̈́̈́̊̎̆̊̽͘̕̕̕͠ ̷̢̖͎̙͕͍̞͕̜͖̲̣̲̜̭͓̮̖̹̹̖̮̹̱̗͚͔̤̼̖̘̲̱̘̭͇̺͍̩̘̝̱̄̃͑͛́̊̈́̑̉̀͗͌́͗̐͗̓̅̊̿̌͋̊͂̑̍̎̀̍̊̆͛͂̏͗̚̕̚͘͠͝g̴̡̧̢̢̧̠̳̲͍̬̦͕̙͍̺͚̫̯͔̥̼̼̫̜̹̯̤̬͇͍̼̘̭̩̩͉̥̘̩͕͙͍̼͈͇̭̤̱̳̥͔̰̘̅̉͊͒̃͆͆̾̈́̃̇͜͜ͅͅͅ~̷̞̪̻̣̯͓̦̅̈́̉́̊̉̀̉͊̀̍̈́͊͐̏̔̆̈̌̽̄͗̊͋͑̔̎̊͊̓̕̕ͅ"̵̧̛̳̼͉͖̩̭͈̭͇͗̈́̓̈́͗͗͒͋̈́͆̀͑́͋̈́͋̑̅̋̀̎̓̊́̌̊̌̽̈́̔͑̑̊́͂̕̚͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅ

Oooh!! Just like that??!

Ĵ̶̤u̸̗̓s̴͉̚t̵͒͜ ̴͇̈́l̸̼͛i̶̹̊k̷͇͝e̷̲̚ ̸̢̑t̴̗̋h̷̗̎ā̷͎t̶̜̿.̴̛̦

Well, I'm sure there won't be a problem; I'll be c̷̣̉ã̴̖r̵̝̈́ě̴̤f̷̤̀ú̶͜l̸̘̆ not to interact with a̴̟̹͐͠n̴̖̱̫̥̈́͘͜͝ý̶̡͙̭̬͒̅̌͝t̴͕́h̴͓̯̃̉̏͝ì̵̛̗̬̑̈̏ṇ̸̬͖̻́̒̋ḡ̸̡͉̳̞̦̾̉́͘ ̴͈̓ï̷͖̈́̃̒ͅn̵̛̘̬̋̔͊͘t̴̨͈͓̓e̵̦͎͍͒͗̕g̴͎͇̀r̴̲͋̽ä̵̰̜́l̸̜̼̝̉̅̓ to that reality... M̸̛̛̯̀̑́̈́̏͋̈́̌̾́̈́̌̊̕̚͘̕͝a̵̖͙̦̤͈̘̬͆̐̀̎̇͒̍̎͑̈̄͗̀̄̊̒̓̕̚͠k̷̛̩̗̓̄͛͂͝ḛ̶͖̦̘̭̟̠̮͛̿́̑̃̀͂̍̾̾͗̓́̈́̾̕̚ ̶̢̫̣̱͕̬̒̾̆͊́̏͑͜͝͝s̸̼̼͎̰͌̌͆̄̾u̵̡͓̞͔̽̍̎̀̒͛̑̄̂̈́͑̈́̐͝͠r̸͇͙̫̼̝̭̞̺̮̫̹̣̲͉̅́̓̀̇ę̸͖͇͔̭͍̰̳͙̞͗̒̊̈̂͋̊̇͐͊̇̀̓̏̒͋͘͘ͅ ̴̡̢͙̥͎͍̺̞̹̰̮̜͖̲̮̳͈̹͂͂͆ǹ̴̛̗̩̰̦̺̯̮̲̹̩̦̰̞̬͎̩͉̹̦̼̣̈͊̃̆̾͗̀́̑̅̆̋̇̑̀͑̕͘̕͝ǫ̵̢̧̩̹̱̳̣̜̙̱̣̗̝̬͔̺̱͖͍̦͐̒̈̃̎͋̿́̚͝t̶̡̛͍͖̮̤̣̟͙̱̖̦͖̊͋͗̏͗̀̅̑̋̏̆̃͋̀̏̒͑̈̈́̌̆̚͜͜ͅh̵͈͚͕̬̮̱̗͕͚̙͚͍͍̙̽̾͜i̴̡̧̢͈̼͎͖͈͈̮̘̐͆̿̔́͋̐͌̿͊̔̌̈͐̚̚͘͜͝͠ņ̴̡̡̧̧͉̣̠̳̯͓̘̹͂̑g̴̛̼̲̭̯̫̟̱̩̻͖̰͖̋̀̊̔͌͂͆͌̓̋̔̑͊͘̕͝ ̶̡̢̠̗̣̻̩͓̯̘̜͕̜̬͓͓̯͇̑̀̿́̅̑ͅͅb̷̢̤̻̼̝̮̲͍̝͚̖͂̾́͋͒̑͗̆͌̐̽̅̅̈́̂́̏̕͘͝͝͝͝r̵͚̦͓̪͎̥̠̹͜͝͠e̶̡̛͍̜̙̯̯̞̳̩̪̦̻̩̪͈̯̭̙̜͕͔͋̈́̈́̑̈́̿̋̿̒́̈́́̆̐̈͒͐̋͗̕͜͜å̵̡̡̡̨̛͖̺̭͖̪̗͚̱̖̥̪̤̍͂̾͑̓͐̆̄̈́̃̐͒̀̐͑̕͠͝k̷͈͕̤̑̅̑́̎̀͂͠s̷̛̫̠̰̠̈́̽̈͌̆̃͐̆̉͘͝͝~̵̨̛̘̔̆̀͆̍̎̆́̃̈́͊̕̕̚͘̚͝

If you need to I can just do it instead!

O̴h̶?̸

I can be your little helper!

Ḩ̶̞̙̞̜̝͈̤̞̻̤̬̭͛̉̀̉̿́̉͘̕̕Ȁ̴̮͇̫̭̜̙̘̘̹̗̞̓͆̅̇́̍̑H̷̢͉̝̟̻̑ͅẢ̶͍͖̤̠̞̮͔̱͉̖̳̠̫͙̌͝ͅͅḨ̸̨̡̱̮͉̜͎̲̠̓́̓̄̌̔̈͗͘Ā̴̛̝̜̫̞͖̹̰̠̑͌͒͂̅̀̾̒͂̈̈́͘͘͘H̴̗̙̮̺̩̻̲͓̰͉̱̞̜̀̅͂Ä̶̧̜̜͓̖̗̯͇̝̬̦͔͉́̋̿̄́͗̔̽̉̇̎̌́͗̕͜͝H̴̡̫̲̥͔͈͉͙̄͛̓̌͆͌̌́̂̑͐͘̕̚͝ͅͅÂ̴̫͕̜͓̈́̋̊͛̓̉͗ͅH̶̡̛͇͖̮͚̙͉̺͚̭̰̹̀͐̉̍̐̚͠A̵͉̰͕͈̥͆͆̏̑͆H̵̳͚̤̼̟̠̦͕͖̱̳͙͌̍̿̑͛̈́, e̸̡̛̛͖͍̣̼̞̳͙̳̩̪̭̙̝̪̻̠̫̺̅̎̂̑͑̈̇͗̔̽̀͜x̸̛̛̪̮͉͎͕̖̯̠̔́̓̊̈́̿̓̋̈́̒̇̄̋̆̌̄̆̀͐̀̓̈́̆̍̓͊̂̈́̾̇̏̀̾̄̈́̕̕͠͠͝͠c̸̛̠͕̤͚̰͖̙̝͔͔̔̄̊̈́͋̀̾̒̎̐̈̉̉̉̈́̀̉̐̋̌̅͂̋͊̀͊̏̒͗̏̎̕̕̚̚͝͝͠͠͝͝͠ͅi̵̡̛̜͈̺̪̬̮̞͙͕̲̥̊͋̓̈͐̌̊̔̉̌̃́̈́̈́̑̄̇́͊́̒̕͜͝͠t̸̡̛̝̫͓̙̰̹̻̰̯̮̗͓͉̮̩͕͐͗̋͑̋͐̎́̅̓͜͜͝è̶̡̹̮̹̖͙̰̬̰̩̜͉̝̭̙̙͚͈̳̳̪̟͈͔̘̞̜͈͉̯̱̥̲̯̮͖̭̉̀͜ͅd̵̢̻̱͎͉̝̯̮͎͔͙̗̹̜̼̞̫̼̬̫͐͋͆̀̈́͑̅̈́͋́̈́͆ ̴̧̡͎͇́̾́͑ņ̷̡̮̦̣̥̖͔͕͙͓̫̳͈̙͉͚̥͚̞̝͇̙̲́͛̊̈͂̾͆̑͘͜ͅǫ̶̨̨̢̺̺̳̺̰̣̣̝͍̮̥̦̮͚̮̜̬̳̭̗̪̯̣̱͙̹̪͔͔̳́͋͂̔̅͆́̀̀̄̃̽̓̒͐͂̎̒̏̃̅̔̎̊͒͑̓̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͠ͅͅͅw̷̧̛͇̹͈̜͍̹͖̋̒̓̾͋̀̔̿͋̋̐̔̿͒̉͋͐̋̓̂͐͌͌͑̋̽́̂̄̚̚̚̕͝ are we~?

YEEEESSS! Though I have a question-

What's a solar eclipse...?

oh.

C̵̖̥͕̯̣͉͍̔͛̇̂̽͊̔̿͐̑͛̀͗́̌́͛̀̑̑̅̈́͆͂͝ą̴̧̡̡̡̡̢̨̣̙̱̝͕̮̪̖͕̥̻̠͉͍̼̯̬̬̻̥̙̤͍̜͍̲̜͊͋̆̓̆̍͆̇͌͆̊̔̿̃̈́̃̀̋̆̀̂̅̾̿̾͘͘͘͜͝l̶̡̢̛̙̺̦̣͕̄̊̔̋̄̾̀̽͐͗͂͆͗̀̾̈́̀͂̀̇͊̈́̂͋͘͘̚͝͠͝l̸͎̺̯͈̘̹̠̺͙̣̫̞̭̥͙̩̲̻̫͖̫̳̰̟͇̥̳̈͂͒̾͒̑̕̕͝͝ͅ ̵͈̳̮͕̱̝̹̓̓̾̂̿̄̔́́̈́͋̀́̄͘͠t̸̢̨̢̡̡̡̡̛̰͙̗̱͎̮̘͕̪͈̣̘̖̙͍̣̮͕̭̗̠͚̼̱̜̣̦̲̻͉̘̰̬̥͒̅͛͂͑̄́̔͂̓͋͌̀̈́̌̅́̈́̒̓̽̃̐͆̒͘̚̚͜ơ̷̡̧̡̗̝̩̦̫̫̼͉̝̣̠̻̬̮̺̣̤͉̭͍̠̪̺͈̈́̂̋̒͂̓̓̑̑̊̆͆̈́̽̎͌̈́̀̚̚̚͘͜͝ͅ ̸̡̡̡̧̧̡̰̣͎͙̤̲͓̰̟̤̫̝̖̪̩̼̯͚̺̫̥̹̯͚̗̘̖̤̞̩͈̦͈̻̲̠̻͊̃́̎̿̀̾͋̑̔̂́̔̑̚̕͝͝͝à̸̧̡̨̧̡͖͈̱̙͖̹͇̫͇̮̰̯̗̣̭̬͉̜̘̲̫͖̜̗͍͔̠͔͚́͌̋͐͂̑͑̒̂̈́̓̅́̔̀̈́̅͘͜͠͠ͅͅl̵̨̞̮͇̙̘̱͙̼̦̦͎͙̪̰̥̹͇͈̺̯̮̟͕̯̲̖̞̩̝̥̰̰͇̹̱͛̑͂͗̇̐̃̏͊̔̇̃͂͐̓͑́́̀̓͑͗̀̑͛̊̌̚̚͘͝͝͝ͅͅl̸̛͈̞͔̠̫̟͔͍̟̘̣͎̗̦̩̼̖͕̖͇̤̹̂̿̇̃͗̍́͗͌͋̈̓͗̓̅́̓́̽̋̈̒͊͂͐̕͠͝͝͝ͅ ̴̨̡̬̬͉͓͕̊͛͂̋̊̅̆͂̇́̈̓̆̀̇̋͐͒͐͘̚͝ͅw̵̧̡̛͍͇̩̮͍͕͍͈̫̩̤̘̫̞̜̗̩̰͎̬̦̻̲͈̲͓̯͕̱̤̻̰̲̱̠̅̇̿͐͑͐̔̒̈́̌̌̊̐̓̆͗̎̈́̄̓̚͜͝h̶̲̫̗̉͗̏́̇̿̍̅̆̉̀̅̿́̀̂͑̓́̃͑͛͐̃̈́̀̈͌͒̃̒͘̕͘̕͝͝ȏ̶̡̧̨̡̹̲̫̻̳̟̹̖͎͈̤̟̘̈́͂ ̵̨̛̠͖̙̬̞̠̰͚̺͙̠̹̪͓͉̙̳̤̯̳͔̗̰͈̫̃̆̈́̉̈́̓̊͋̇͑͜ċ̵͖͖̹̥̣̜̬̰̤̥͖̪̼͇̣̭̠̞̥͔̣̓͌͆̿̆̓̍̐̑̿͑̋̈́̆̑͒̓̀́̅̐́́̈́̆͊̆͆̿̈͝l̷̨̪̤͖̞̇͌͌̓̊̒͊̀̈́͛̀̽̇̏̕͘͝ą̶̧̛̞̲̫̜͔̟̗͎̣̝͙̫̟͓̰̜̹̦͒̀̅͗͒̇͑̏̅̾͑̍̏̒̌͒̑͒͂̓̈̓͘͘̕͜͜͠ì̵̧̢̨̛̛̟̦͉̰̫̗̫̳͕̺̝̳̮̳̲͎̯͚̥̗̝̤̪̫͖̺̪̝̳̮̲͆͗͐̎͗̽́͑̃̓͐̑́͑̊̈́͒̽̈́̎̋́̔̍͐̇͂̾̉̿̇͝͠͝͝͠ͅm̵̢̧̨̧̡̮͉͓̙̖̝̲̜̼͓̱̙͓̪̳̗̦̬͚̘͔̝̥̭͓̹̤̺̟̮̬̠̣̪͈̀̂͊͜͜͝ͅͅ ̵̡̧̢̙̤̣̻̬͖̱͕̱͉̦̜͍̖̳̼̻̣̥̟̣̜͕̎̿͂̓á̶̧̡̢̧̛̖̟̰͉̺̖̣̰͕̞̩͉̦̫̩̙̱̤̫͚̞̺̗͓̓̂̍̎̈̅̍̌͛̆̒̅̈̄͐́̎̋̓̌̇̏̆͗̅͂͂͆̄͒̊̃́͘̕͜͝ͅ ̴̢̧̧̢̧̛͚͇͕̖̯̳͉̩͈̹͍͚̺̣̣̯͚̪̺͚̏ͅh̴̢̛̠͉̜͈̘̼͓̟̻̝͇̼̯̼̰̙͎̼̲͔̝͆͆̋͛̂̏̒̇̾͊̅̒̾̏̾̌͌̾͠͝ͅͅơ̵̡͍̲̳̺̻̹̭͎͚̫͍̘̞̈́̈́̂̀̊̋̉̅͗̍́͆̄͐̃̈́̉̈̀͒́̾̒̉̿̅̈́͛̈̿̈́͆̀̕͘͝͠͝͝ͅm̷̢̡̢̯̦͈̫̝͙̬̫̱̦̻̩̗̳̫̤͓̱̳̯̪͉̮͕͈͓͖͈̜͕̹̹̪̩̀́̂̐̎̍̇̀̃̂̔͛͛̅́̃̎̒͛̾̓̀̀̒̅́̍͆̓̇̒͋̅͗͛̑̏͘͠͠͝ͅè̷͍̘̩̰̬̻̦͔̤̟͇͐̓̀̽̈̽̓̄̄̿͐̈́̓͆̀̈́̓͝ ̵̡̰͎̱̦̙̣̼͓̼̣̖̠̳̖̳̣̮̜̗͖̱̯͙̤̤̘͕̘̲͉̜̖̟̦̱͕͙̔̍̊̿͑̓͋͑̽̇͌͗̓̑̐͊̒̊̀͂̓́̄͌̒̂̏̿̉̃̅͌͊̇́̽̚̚̚͠͝͠ͅͅͅȋ̶̡̢̧̨̢̢̧̛̛̫͙͈̹̗͍͉̰̞͙̗̙̩̗̜͈̫͔̥̦̅͋̈́̀̑̅͛́̑̈́̾̓̃̊̊̈́͒̈̅̉̑̉͐̀͑̕͘͠͠͝ṋ̸̨̛̤̱̝̪̫̩̰̞̤̣̩͖̲̼͚̪̱̫̞̦̼̗̖̭̤̼̪̤̯͇͎̙͇͙̲̪̫̃͑͐̉̑͆̂̊̾̈́̒̈́͗̊̌̍̈́̊̋̈́̀̈͆͌̈̄̾̽̉͑̀͆̃̈́̒̉̾̚̚͝͝͠ͅͅ ̶̡̨̢̢̭͔̥͇̙̰͙̱̲̞̖̹͖̝̩̺̲̰̯̤͔̙̖̳̗̟̮̞̲̘̫͔̪̇́́̑̏̇̾̍̄̊̈́͗̃̽̐̄̀̄̍̋̌̉̍̃̅̀̉̚͘͘̕͜͝ͅḑ̷̼̪̗̣̤͇̻̦̭̟̼̺̦͉̱͚̱͖͚̗͖͈͍̭̭͔͕̓̉̍͌̀͌̂́̍̊̀͋̌̓͛̽͂͌̽̃̂̇͛̀͛̉̽̃̐̈́͐̓̚̚͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ͅȁ̶̧̨̗̦͕͕͙͍͉̐̀̀͂́̇́̍͂̉̍̊̒͊̎̑͗̓̓̉̽̇̃̋͌̓̓̚͠͠͝ŗ̵̡̡̛̛̳̲̩̹̻̺̭̜͎̭̳̖̠̣̦̳̖̩̱̖͓̹̞͍̲͔̖͇̮̯̟͙̪̬̠͂̑̅̌̊͋̄̽́̉̿͘͘̚͜͝͝k̶̢̞͚͇͔̲͖̳̠̺͋̈́̔̽̍̈̔͗͊̀͋͋̔̃̏̐̿̃́́͒͂̕̕̕͘͝ṉ̶̡̨̧̛̛̛̭̗̹͎̲̠͙͔͈̳͎͕̬͈̬̈́̂̈́͋̈́͌̈͐̍͊͌̅̀̂̀͑͒̐͒̅̃͌̐͆̏͌̏̔͛̓͆̔́̇̄͂͘͝͠ͅë̷̡͎͔̦̭͕͈̫̝̝̭̦͚̪̣͔͕̜͍̮̭̖̠̯̳̬̼̔̐̎̉̎̔̈́̾͜͠s̶̡̻̲̯͉̱̝͛̈̈̓̃̾̔̈̄̍̀̍̂́̃̓̄̽́͑̇̎̒͂̄́̆͘͝͠ş̸̡̨̢̤̲͓̼̥͓͉͕̣͍̮̳̹̼͚̼̟͊́̽̀͗́̽̄͛̐̆̄̎̌̒̀́́̈̂͊̿͘̕͝͝͝ͅ

To all darkling creatures and friends

I issue forth a call for the solar eclipse.

To revel in the power, dive in out of blurred boundaries like space whales, and nab unsuspecting mortals for......a share in snacks 😈

I mean-- here's an invitation for a day-in-the-town celebration for the solar eclipse!