No Fights!!!

Darian go home, you're drunk!

January is like the Tuesday of months

Yeeeeeaah! Wait, what-- *Seika stares between both 'adults', confused* Oh well, as long as no one gets ḣ̶̡̨̡̨̫͉̜̗̙̗̮̟̪̼̭͔̳͙͈̩̖͓͇̫͍̪̥͈͍̲͉̐̓̾̍͆̎̽̽̆̚͜͜͜u̸͉͓̓̿̂̈̓͊͐̾̀͛̔̌̀͒̓̀̅̿̈́͘͠͝͝͠r̶̠͈͉̰̐̿̇̏͑͑͌͑̈́̓̔̍̎̀̈̏͐̂͛̊͐́̈͘͘̚̚͘ţ̵̟̫͇̯̩̱̄̌͒͐̓̇̍͜ͅ.̵̢̨̠̱͉̥̤͎̫̘̗̝̬͉̞̼̝̤̱̭̭̪̹̘̮͇̤͙̦̇͋͑̈́̊̇̽̌͗͒͌̊̋̌̀̈́͜ͅ.̵̨̡̝̭̯̘̻̦͍̠͈̻͍͇͓͊̃̄̎̃̈͋͂̂̍̕̚͘͜͝͝ͅ.̸̧͍͖̱̻̣̺̘̹̭̹̜̙̩̣̘̬̙̺̠̙͈̲̻̹̼͖̣̌̈́̔̎̕͜͠ A little play-chase should be fun, right Seika?

Uh, I meeeean-- 'If mom thinks it's fine-' We can play a bit, yeah! And I promise not to burn anybody!!

Hehehe, absolutely~ Let the kids be kids, and all that-

We can do hide and seek~!!

Eclipse party!!! Eclipse party!!! ECLIPSE PARTYYYY!!!!!

Probably a snake! Snakes are cool~~

@timeless-fable @rusted-clocks @rosegoldgears @local-ragamuffin @toccata-i-voir @commissionsdarian realizing that memorizing tags is hard-

I'm thinking of starting a tag game!

Reblog an assumption of prev's favorite animal :) Don't be afraid of tagging a bunch of people!

@harleyacoincidence @olive-riggzey @what-do-bunyips-look-like @rat-detector @spoonspooker @very-clever-name @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @frostedlemonwriter @seikaisinthevoid @littlemissartemisia @alwaysoutofpaper @shadow-of-tea-and-tea @kaylinalexanderbooks @ghostenluvs

Ehehe~~

I am too cute to resist!!!

Get spammed

be part of my crime syndicate

Anybody said hugs?!!

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

Oops sorry!! I didn't know...!

Guys I don't do tag games please- 😥

So... They are lying to us all this time just to sell things??

Wait, if they are lying about that then what else are-

ARE ALL HOLIDAYS FAKE?!

<p><span style="color:#364870">...How do epilepsy and bee-keeping relate to valentines...? I mean, I guess honey makes sense, but epilepsy??</span></p><p><span style="color:#364870">I literally just learned of this holiday! And now it's confusing me--</span></p>

Ah, is the saint's fault!

And Chaucer's, of course... But so many-many things are Chaucer's fault, anyway, so...

Saints are patrons of stuff, in Christianity. Sometimes this stuff has to do with their lives, sometimes not. Lils knows of Valentine's healing-the-blind-daughter-of-his-jailer-thing, but yet he be the patron saint of epilepsy instead, which is funn-y!

Anyway, the connection of Valentine's day to romance an' love is a contrivance of the High Middle Ages, propagated by this Chaucer guy! An' he might've been inspired by the Lupercalia thingy, Lils thinks. Chaucer do be the kind to weave prior traditions in his fantasy of observances.

An' then commercialisation came, an' Valentine's spread from the United Kingdom to all the places the United Kingdom touched!

Point is, Sei-ka, that Valentine's Day has very-very little to do with Valentinus the Roman martyr. Is anachronistic embellishments, for the most part! Valentinus the martyr is patron saint of beekeepers an' epilepsy an' fainting, but Valentine's Day the commercialised, secular Hallmark holiday is day of love!

It made for the most intense hide and seek I've ever got to play!!!

did u get to see it? i brought my son out to see it

however i am fighting a horrible infection this is the last memory i will pass down to my son before i die, i hope he remembers it 🤩

I GOT TO SEE IT, I GOT TO SEE IT!!!! MOM BROUGHT ME TO WHERE IT WAS FRONT AND CENTER!!! We played under the Eclipse, it was fuuuuun~~!!

(Remember when I said this? Well, I LIED)

(Hey tumblr mobile, can we please pleeeeeeease add custom font color options?? I'm very lazy to keep retroactively changing them so I might stop)

*slams desk*

I'm BOOOOOOOOORED!!!